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Vaginal ejaculation. That is, white stuff coming from a woman's vagina, pre- during- or post- sex
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A sexual act between two people, when a man ejaculates into a dead salmon fishing and slaps his partner with it covering both people in salmon scales and seamen.
Dave went and gave her an Alaskan salmon yesterday. SMH that's nasty
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To go down on a girl and nibble on her vagina
Yo i was at wills house, I walked in on him and watched him "eat the salmon"
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A fish inhabbiting the Sifilis Sea that survives souly on Semen.
Huiser is a Semen Salmon
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The dried crustations of stinky snatch on your helmet while attempting a 'morning after' re-entry.
Last night was hot, but this morning the salmon helmet on my johnson couldn't get the boys to victory.
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When she farts on your cock then proceeds to suck your dick till you cum your hot stinky cum then she burps on your cock thus taking a shit on your back.
Oh shit cuzz she gave me that stinky salmon and i had to take 3 showers and 2 bars of soap.
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A member of the Awkward Animal Clan, the awkward salmon is a movement performed during or after an awkward moment to relieve tension. One variety of the motion is to place a hand another person's chin, palm down, and wiggle the hand and fingers so as to smack the underside of the person's chin somewhat.
Grandma: Everyone's a lesbian in college, even I was.
Granddaughter: Uh...awkward salmon.
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