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Name given to Coolm Mckee for his huge mother fucking hands!
Look at coolms shovel hands!
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In poker, having pocket 4's is known as having the Obama.
Barack Obama is the 44th President.
Awesome! My Obama hand beat your AK..haha!!
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When hands get frisky on the dancefloor, exploring the curves of the dance partner
Mate, I pulled this girl last night, my disco hands were pulling some serious shapes on her tits
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A character from Aqua Teen Hunger Force.
A banana shaped dog, seemingly friendly however Hand Banana is a manipulative anal rapist.
Hand Banana: 'All i like is ball... and good... and rape'
Hand Banana: 'Tonight...You'
Hand Banana: 'Looks like your basting that turkey over there. Mind if i slip in and take the temperature?'
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When someone who has soft hands has one or both hurt during, but not limited, one of the following activities; doing a keg stand for so long your hand begins to deteriorate, after doing a louisville chugger you fall and land on your hand, you are partying at a club and start fist pumping so hard you hit the chandelier and break some glass, and/or you sleep on D’s couch after a night of partying and you wake up to hydrate but you forget the beer on the floor and you slip and land on your hand.
Q: Dude, crazy party last night, let's do it again. I went to refill the keg while you slept. Can you help me bring in the keg?
A: Dude, remember when I jumped off the roof last night, trying to dive into the pull, well as I dove in i hit that chair someone had thrown in earlier, so now I have an AC hand. I can't help you, get swayze to help you.
R: Dude, you know that you're the one that through the chair into the pool before the party started right?
A: Oh yeah, I forgot. So this AC Hand is my own doing apparently, NOT, Got HEEM!!!
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A girl with incredibly small hands
Dude look at Stacey, she totally is a baby hands
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A pose that's prevelant among young females involving a limp wrist near or on their face. Especially popular on Instagram selfies showing off their makeup.
"Why does she always have her hand near her face like that in selfies? It kinda looks like a dinosaur hand."
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