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The act of an recieving an old-fashion while sporting a small and flaccid penis. Because the penis is so minute and non-erect, the person giving the hand job needs only to use their finger and thumb. Getting finger thumbed often leads to awkwardness, embarrassment, and feelings of inadequacy.
BB1: Hey man, what happened last night with that chick... did you give her that hot beef injection or hardly-working?
BB2: Naw I wish... I couldn't get hard and just got finger thumbed.
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The art of spilling one's sexual mustard onto his thumb after a session of masturbation.
I ran out of tissues after I had a wank lastnight, I couldn't wipe off my thumb cum!!
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The act of pressing the "divert" button on a mobile phone in order to avoid talking to someone. Invariably the caller will realise that he or she has been "thumbed", and therefore deliberately rejected. Thumbing is often intended to be a humiliating act, a snub that establishes dominance in a relationship: the caller is the supplicant, and is wholly at the mercy of the person being called.
"I rang to ask about the job and the bastard thumbed me."
"We had a massive row and now she keeps thumbing me."
"Sorry I thumbed you earlier, I was in a really important meeting."
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The term used for the dry, cracked, and dead layer of skin on one's thumb, caused by repeatedly lighting a lighter while getting high.
"Hey Tom, do you think Jack does weed?"
"Well fuck man, you think he gets that stoner thumb from nowhere?"
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A term to describe someone's embarrassingly small penis and claim that it is massive. - First described by @_james_3005. 2017
Chelsea "He has a massive penis, Chantelle told me yesterday after she slept with him"
Bradley "What? That lying bitch, she told me he had a crotch thumb!!"
Someone who talks mad shit online, without the intention or means to back it up in person.
I wrote a post on facebook, and a thumb thug came by talking shit.
A situation in which no one wants to be in, a drag.
Friend: My boss made me sweep and mop the entire building twice!
You: That's thumbed out.
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