Tugging the Tiger

Slang for beating your meat.
Spanking the monkey.
Stroking your sausage.
Jerking the Gherkin.
Poaching your egg.
Waxing your carrot.
Oozing you noodle.
Pulling the pole.
Wrestling your eel.

Oi, Stop Tugging the Tiger.

Tiger Clause

A homosexual sex act designed to mimic the mating ritual of the siberian tiger. The "top" will insert himself into the "bottom" and lay on him, completely motionless, while ferociously biting about the ear and neck of the "bottom".

"I got the tiger clause from John Doe last night and had to call out from work today."

tiger hickey

a hickey that looks like a tiger bit your neck

"dude, were you on a safari?" "nah man why?" "it looks like a tiger bit your neck." "oh yeah my girlfriend gives tiger hickeys." "oh, thats hot."

Tiger blood

The substance flowing through the veins of Charlie Sheen & other bad ass rock stars that allows them to survive epic partying (copious amounts of alcohol and illicit controlled substances like cocaine, etc) that would kill normal people.

Charlie Sheen-"The last time I took drugs I probably took more than anybody could survive, I was banging 7 gram rocks and and finishing them because that's how I roll!"

Interviewer-"How do you survive that??"

CS-"'Cause I'm me... I have a different brain, a different heart, ya' know, I got tiger blood man"

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Tiger Woods

A blackinese golfer

I already gave you the damn definition to Tiger Woods

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park the tiger

Here in Australia, an obscure but amusing term for vomiting, usually alcohol-induced.

Tony Greig to drunk yobbo: "If you park the tiger on my Giorgio Armanis your arse is grass... now fuck orf!"

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Tiger Stripes

The new slang for "stretch marks".

I have an animal instinct so bad that I wouldn't mind having sex with a woman with stretch marks because to me their like tiger stripes.

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