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A magnificent city in Canada which is known for mistakenly being identified as the capital of Canada.
NO, IT"S NOT THE CAPITAL OF CANADA.
Nigga: Yo homeboy, just got off a plane to Canada's capital, Toronto.
Homeboy: Whatchu say u fool!!!
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Los Angeles but take away the only reason people live there, warm weather, and then welcome to a huge dumpster fire of a city.
You could also say Toronto is watered down New York.
"Hey, where you from?"
"Toronto, I-"
"You're from Toronto? HEY GUYS, THIS GUY IS FROM TORONTO! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA."
Believe it or not, Toronto is not the capital city of Canada, that would be Ottawa. Toronto is to Ottawa what New York City is to DC. Also, you can tell how Canadian someone is based on how much their pronunciation of Toronto does not sound like the word, a full Canadian says Churono instead. Being by far the most populous city in Canada, it’s honestly kinda boring, I mean they have a Canada’s Wonderland, but that’s it really.
American: Hey man, did you know that Toronto is the Capital City of Canada?
Literally anyone with a Google account: You seem like the kind of person who thinks Canada gained independence 3 days before America did
American: Wait, it didn’t?
pretty nice place. we have a lot of tim hortons.
"Hey man, I just came back from Toronto!"
"Oh, cool."
TWO WEEKS LATER
"Remember that time I went to Toronto?"
"Heheh, yeah."
When you put on a muzzle and have someone shove shit in your mouth and pour maple syrup on top of it.
Muzz met someone online and gave him a Toronto Mudflap.
A Spliff filled with Sativa, Dabs, and a sprinkle of Belmont tobacco inside.
Dude1: Man that Toronto Salad got us mad fucked up.
Dude 2: I don't remember eating any salad
A person so far up their own ass they could only be from Toronto. Includes self-described “Renaissance Men”, wordsmiths, and Liberal brown nosers of the highest order.
A person who only parrots Liberal Party of Canada talking points, becoming aggressive and resorting to name calling when their views are challenged.
That account only posts pro-Trudeau content - must be a Toronto Person.
That Toronto Person has shit on his nose!
Toronto People claim to be liberal, but really they just hate anyone who doesn’t agree with their narrow world view.