(n./adj.) 1. Used to describe lightweights who drink 6 Bud Lights, then act as if they are the world's toughest person. However when these people are sober, they are usually harmless.
Jon: Yo man, Anthony is acting really weird, he's throwing his weight around for no reason.
Pat: Yea man, he's had about 6 Tough Lights, that'll do it.
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The feeling you have when something disappointing occurs or an obstacle, whether it be mental, an event, or physical.
That's big tough that you got her pregnant.
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People usually say it when their feeling good when using taking drugs.
Damn! This crack is tough shit!
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an extremely attractive woman that no guy can score with
βYeah, sheβs as hot as a firecracker but youβd better forget it, pal. Thatβs a tough crack to nut.β
A simple cutting down of an idiot who thinks their god-almighty. this seems to work best with little grommet kids who want to fight the world and those with bigger ego's than dicks.
Its easy to remember and a little repetitive, i have yet to see anyone come up with a good comeback to it.
a hint is to keep the sentences short and calm, something thats confusing to a screaming pre-teen.
*little grommet kid making trouble, trying to be cool/gangster*
"you can all suck my balls!!! i hate the world! i wanna sleep with your mum!"
"oi kid, your not tough."
"suck me"
"No. just no. forget it, your not tough."
"i said suck me!"
"forget it kid, your not tough"
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Mocking someone when they act tough. Big toes experience much pain when stubbed and even the toughest of men turn Into cry babies.
Look at that alpha male, heβs as tough as a big toe!
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Due to a woman's hips being wider than a mans, in the olden days they were referred to as broads. A tough old broad is an older woman who has seen the hardships throughout history (wars, depressions, the birth of Ryan Seacrest etc) an has kept on keeping on, despite all odds. She can chew up a tin can and spit out fishing hooks if she feels like it.
Check out that tough old broad, she must be like 80 but she just handknitted a shotgun and killed that mugger.
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