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Twilightism, which originates from the word 'Twilight', (the very popular series by Stephanie Meyer), is actually used in cases of people who experience something to do with Twilight almost every day of their life. These people, who are also known as Twi-hards, Twi-fans, Twi-heads, Twilighters, or any other nickname, express their interest of Twilight in an almost religious aspect. Other words could be obsessive, compulsive, or addicted. Not that I would blame them. Twilight is awesome.
Some ways would be purposefully packing an apple in your lunch or kissing your Edward poster every morning before you leave for school. Some even go to the extremes as to burn insense to the Vamp Gods, begging to be blesses with Vampiristic powers.
ooommmmm.....oooommmm....
Please, Vampire Gods, bite me, and bless me with the power to glitter in sunlight... I've been faithfully practicing my Twilightism for six months now.... ooooommmmm... ooommmmm...
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1. A brainless series of that's basically Romeo and Juliet with vampires added in the mix. It's got personality less characters and is riddled with cliches. Pretty good first three books with a badly written fourth book. Books (in order) are: twilight, new moon, eclipse, and breaking dawn
2. Worst movie ever, with the worst actors, with the worst special effects, with the worst directing that makes you want those two hourse of your life back. If you haven't seen it, don't worry, you didn't miss anything.
1. I read Twilight, I don't see what all the hypes about, the characters have NO personality and it's totally unoriginal.
2. Oh god, they're playing Twilight on the blueray screen at blockbuster, run before the sound of Kristen Stewarts voice makes your ears fall off and the sight of Robert Pattinsons face makes you want to claw your eyes out. Run while you can, Ssve yourself!
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awful over-rated book, that's captured the hearts of millions of needy girls and women alike.
Now i wanna clear something up NOW! not ALL 14 year old girls are obsessed with twilight, thank you, I'm a 14 yr old girl and cant stand the book, so ha. Thank you, it is only the mindless Mary-sue's who adore the book, which is 90% of my population, admittedly.
Now twilight is the most unorriginal, vulgar, sexist, lame thing i ever read/saw/heard of. 10 reasons why:
1. I love story between 2 people who SHOULDN'T be together? hmmm never heard THAT before *sarcasm*
2. The plot is nothing! Their just in love, talking.
3. Bella is a mindless Mary-sue! She makes it seem like girls NEED a man, and Edward controls her, and she loooks like a helpless naive girl when he controls her and she LETS him. She's WAY too dependent on him.
4. Vampires have NO soul and NO consience, they are the lving dead, who dont have hearts or love, they just thirst for blood. They have fangs, sleep in coffins, fear garlic, where capes, turn into bats, go out at night, burn in the sunlight and NO THEY DONT SPARKLE! Thus, Edward doesnt qualify as a vampire
5. The book is so boring! Chapter after chapter it's bella thinking of edward, or her and edward talking! The only action is at the VERY end, the LAST 100 pages
6. Corniest.Romance.Ever.
7. Stephenie Meyer wanted My Chem's songs in the awful thing! If anyone TRIES to bring down my chem and insult them with such in offer, it should be a crime!
8. I thought Vampires were supposed to be GORGEOUS, NONE of the vamps in the movie even qualified "okay"
9.Why are all the guys in love with bella, she's an ugly, ordianry, expressionless mary-sue!
10. This book give's idiots false hope, that some perfect guy is going to come sweep them away and love them forever -_-
Twilight is the MOST retarded book I've EVER read, and I've read plenty books. Not to mention the fangirls for ugly Rob Pattinson are twice as worse!
Edward fan girl(mary): LYK, BOYFRIEND, OMG EDWARD IS SO HOT, LYK U HAVE TO BE LYK EDWARD, CONTROL ME, SPARKLE LOVE ME FOREVER, BE MORE GORGEOUS, HAVE THIRST FOR MY BLOOD AND BE LYK ALL CREEPY ROMANCE, LYK STALK ME IN MY SLEEP!!! IF U DONT I'LL DUMP YOU FOR EDWARD!
Fan girl's boyfriend: NO! Twilight is dumb, Edward isnt real! What happened Mary? You used to be so normal before you read that book, twilight!
Fan girl: Lyk twilight gave me a whole new better perspective, girls should be helpless morons, we ALL need guys to hold us tight, and protect as and love us 24/7! twilight rocks
Fan girls bf: I'm sorry Mary, but i dont love you anymore since you read that book, your to obsessed, and you think it should all be real, your not the same, we're over. *walks away*
Fan girl: Edward would NEVER od this to Bella *sob* life is supposed to be perfect with perfect boys who love forever!
Twilight corrupts girls minds and ruins relationships.
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A terrible book written by Stephanie Meyer. It's about Bella, an awkward girl at a new school, and Edward, a sparkly faggot.
Somehow is popular among teenage girls, because Edward is SO HAWWWWT <3333. Did I mention that he sparkles?
Sue: Hey, I need a book to read.
Jane: OMG YOU SHOULD READ TWILIGHT CUZ IM MRS CULLEN AND EDWARDS HAWT <3333333
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Something Blade should have gotten involved in a long timr ago.
Wouldn't it be awesome in Twilight if blade fought the Cullens, well actually they're decent people. Well it would be cool to watch him fight Edward and Bella, there would be some tearing and fire, and they could fight in the day because they don't get burned by the sun either.
Yeah, totally epic.
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A Book about Vampires that sparkle. They Fucking Sparkle. What the hell is that? after all; Bella looks like a Crack hoe & Edward has a potato shaped face. And whats worse? Have you noticed that throughout the whole books -especially the fourth- all they talk about is fighting, and then They talk it out! And the Fan girls. Twilight fan girls are the worst. And 80% haven't read the books,while,the other 20% just think Edward is hot. Thank you twilight, you have officially ruined Vampire Movies & Books. Vampires used to be bad ass. Now they Just Sparkle.
Twilight fan girl #1:"I broke up with my boy friend because I want Edward Cullen!"
Twilight fan girl #2: "I know! Oh my god! I cant wait until New Moon Comes out! But I'm Sooo Team Edward!"
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A derogetory or offensive term for a person who has homosexual-like interests or tendencies.
Some thing said or done by a man, that can be viewed by other men, as gay or faggoty
John: I think your curtains are cool
Dave: Dude, that was such a twilight thing to say.
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