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A terrible book written by Stephanie Meyer. It's about Bella, an awkward girl at a new school, and Edward, a sparkly faggot.
Somehow is popular among teenage girls, because Edward is SO HAWWWWT <3333. Did I mention that he sparkles?
Sue: Hey, I need a book to read.
Jane: OMG YOU SHOULD READ TWILIGHT CUZ IM MRS CULLEN AND EDWARDS HAWT <3333333
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Something Blade should have gotten involved in a long timr ago.
Wouldn't it be awesome in Twilight if blade fought the Cullens, well actually they're decent people. Well it would be cool to watch him fight Edward and Bella, there would be some tearing and fire, and they could fight in the day because they don't get burned by the sun either.
Yeah, totally epic.
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A Book about Vampires that sparkle. They Fucking Sparkle. What the hell is that? after all; Bella looks like a Crack hoe & Edward has a potato shaped face. And whats worse? Have you noticed that throughout the whole books -especially the fourth- all they talk about is fighting, and then They talk it out! And the Fan girls. Twilight fan girls are the worst. And 80% haven't read the books,while,the other 20% just think Edward is hot. Thank you twilight, you have officially ruined Vampire Movies & Books. Vampires used to be bad ass. Now they Just Sparkle.
Twilight fan girl #1:"I broke up with my boy friend because I want Edward Cullen!"
Twilight fan girl #2: "I know! Oh my god! I cant wait until New Moon Comes out! But I'm Sooo Team Edward!"
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A derogetory or offensive term for a person who has homosexual-like interests or tendencies.
Some thing said or done by a man, that can be viewed by other men, as gay or faggoty
John: I think your curtains are cool
Dave: Dude, that was such a twilight thing to say.
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A very creepy book about how a clumsy teenage girl who has to choose between beastiality and necrophilia
Bella in twilight : The dead sparkly guy or the giant wolf ... its just so hard to choose!
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A book by Stephanie Meyer that every teenage girl obsesses about and has no literary value.
Twilight is about a girls choice between necrophilia and bestiality.
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a 4-book saga that has teenage females all over the world hopelessly addicted to the point where nothing else in the world matters and everything that happens in the book effects them directly
in new moon the second of the twilight books, when edward leaves, a hole actually will grow inside of you and you will feel empty and alone
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