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Travel Wanker (Noun): One who travels in Asia or South America in hopes of "finding themselves". Wears genie pants, neglects basic hygiene, doesn't wear shoes and constantly tells you about how relinquishing their material possessions pushed them to a higher spiritual plain.
"Look at the top-knot on that travel wanker."
"What was the hostel like? Couldn't handle it, full of travel wankers."
Someone that feels the need to be on their Blackberry every second of the day therefore making them oblivious to real life situations.
Guy 1: 'That dude never puts his Blackberry down!!'
Guy 2: 'I know, what a Blackberry Wanker'
Someone who fancies themselves to be a cheese expert and can't stop talking about cheese.
He's such a cheese wanker! Every time we eat cheese, he can't stop talking. I just want to eat the damn cheese. I don't need to hear about how it was made, what the cow was fed and how many times a week the cheesemaker brushed the cheese!
Someone proficient in manipulating language to express complex thoughts in a simple way
"Wow Laura managed to fit such a complex thought into only ONE tweet?! I'd need a whole thread! She's such a word wanker."
Pasty complexion sported by young men who spend far too much time alone in the bedroom with the curtains pulled shut.
'I've just got grand theft auto san andreas for christmas, so i'll be spending the next few months working on my wanker's tan.'
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An insult commonly used against those who carry briefcases.
Bully: Look at that briefcase wanker!
Briefcase Wanker: Fuck off, faggot!
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A 12 year old swag fag who vapes all the time and jacks off 2 times a day.
I saw John vaping yesterday and he said he just got done jacking off. What a hefty wanker.
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