Weed

A scary, illegal, extremely dangerous, and addictive drug that causes trillions of human deaths every year. This DRUG should be illegal everywhere in the universe. This substance is not to be confused with alcohol, a substance which has absolutely no negative consequences.

Alex: Lets go smoke some weed.

Ashley: No thank you, I like living.

Alex: I'M GONNA KILL YOU ALL! (brandishes 18 inch knife)

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Weed

Herb that makes your skin feel like its giving birth to cotton.

Weed makes me feel like my skin is giving birth to cotton.

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Weed

A plant that grows naturally, but is outlawed in many countries. It causes psycotic effects, but infact is proven in many cases to be healthy. It has never caused any deaths, and is far less harmfull than alcohol and even prescribed drugs.

James: Hey Dave, gimme' a toke of that reefer.

Dave: Sure man, heres the weed!

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Weed

An amazing natural herbal plant that is indigneous to our lungs and around tha world.

What tha fuuuck......u smoke weed?" "......no......ya..... i do. so wat?" "Drugs will kill u dood" "HEY HEY hey hey....lets git shit stright here.i dont do drugs i just smoke weed" "o.....well then.....let me see that jay.

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weed

An under apreicated flower

A dandylion is not a weed, it's just an underapriciated flower

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weed

The Best Thing Ever. Called a drug by retards. ITS NOT A DRUG!!!

Dude This Weed Is SO GOOD. IM SO HIGH:DD

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Weed

A. An unwanted plant in a garden.
B. The only plant in a garden.
C. A connection to all that is good in the world.

Person who absorbs the propaganda they feed you at school:
Well, I heard that weed is like, totally super lame for your, like, well, I don't actually know, but it's bad. Let's go huff gold spray paint instead. I'm pretty sure that's like, good for your lungs.
Normal person: I'd smoke weed if it were legal.
Smart person: Anyone else want to hit this J?

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