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Dick Clark

When you use a scented hard-on cream on your penis and recieve a blowjob with a decent amount of cream on, and by the time you are all done the female (or male if you stray that way) will not be able to feel his/her mouth. Thus leading to talking like Dick Clark

Dude, I have no idea what happened. I put hard on cream on my cock and my girl started blowin' me and the next thing i knew after the blowjob, she started talking like fuckin' Dick Clark himself!

by Mr. Speech Impediment July 7, 2010

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mac clarke

High key sexiest person alive. Anyone would like to smash him. He is very yoked. Very smart very nice very handsome and big ass dick.

Mac Clarke is fucking hot.

by Mc519 November 17, 2017


Clarke Tech

A noun to describe technology so far advanced beyond known science, it might just as well be considered magic.. or to quote the famous science fiction writer Arthur C. Clarke from his 1962 book "Profiles of the Future: An Inquiry into the Limits of the Possible":

"Any sufficiently advanced technology that is indistinguishable from magic"

"Man, how does magic even work in fantasy like Lord of the Rings, Game of Thrones or The Colour Of Magic?"
- "I don't know man.. it might have been left by an even more ancient civilization that works via technology embedded in the fabric of spacetime itself that can be accessed by special rituals, certain movements, chemical reactions or interpreted language patterns in the form of sound waves or thought patterns even.. all that that magical shit in fantasy might be science fiction dialed up to 42 on a scale of 1 to 10, basically classifying it as Clarke Tech."
"Whoah.. that shit is deep.." ** takes another bong hit **

by cappie2000 March 31, 2022


Laike Clark

Laike Clark: a fucking fan. The ultimate definition of a fan. To go into depth, He is a peasant.

Example: girl 1:Omg do you see him?

girl 2: UHM who?

girl 1: That fan over there, Laike Clark.
girl 2:OMG you're right I see him.... what a fan-

by Gojosmaster May 6, 2021


eddie clarke

Eddie clarke is the best person you will ever meet he is the G he gets all the girls no matter what. You should all ways talk to a eddie clarke

I love eddie clarke he is amazing

by Timmy Jacob November 24, 2020


Angus Clark

Angus the skinhead lukemia patient with a micro penis covered with thick pubes

Dude i got drunk last night and fucked Angus Clark worst mistake ever is was like bouncing on a thick bush of pubes with no dick

by Hezza69 May 27, 2019


Ronnie Clark

this guy is the biggest gang banger in the UK. got so many opps.

i saw a Ronnie Clark being arrested

by MrsPope'sLeftTricep September 15, 2023