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When a male is playing sport/exercising (particularly when it is cold), and the penis and scrotum contract leaving one less endowed
John: "Man your penis is looking a bit small"
Harry: "What do you expect, I've just played 90 minutes and it's January, I've got a sports willy!"
To get extremely drunk, similar to "wasted" or "pissed".
Mike, I was totally willy wonkered last night!
Equivalent to a wet willy but only difference is one must extract fluid from vagina and then stick it in someones ear. Good way for a girl to gross out your man
After sex having sex with my girl, bitch had the nerve to give me a pink willy. I almost threw up.
The word used to describe a womans hand whilst trying to masturbate a man and failing miserably...usually resulting in a boring wrenching and yanking experience.
"It was going brilliantly until she started to use the willy wrench"
To "Willy Mo" something means to look up/research a topic on Wikipedia to get facts to prove your point.
Person 1: "Do you know Kwang was actually played by Savio Vega?"
Person 2: "Really are you sure?"
Person 1: "I think so... lemme just go and "Willy Mo" it."
To masturbate and allow the sperm to stream down ur dick, leaving it until it dries then fucking a girl.
Dude, I was wanking hard last night until my girlfriend called me and said she wanted me to come over. At first I was a little pissed, but then I decide to just give her a crusty willie.
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The now-deceased schizophrenic singer-songwriter famous for his short but sweet songs about anything from his crack-addicted mother to having his ass eaten by vultures.
I'm sure Wes is telling God to suck a male camel's dick right now. Rest in peace, buddy.
Rock over London, Rock on Chicago
Timex: It takes a lickin' but keeps on tickin'
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