Zeffany the zebra

. Is a rare zebra the walks on it's hind legs is a endangered species hunted by it's predator Melvin the male money. Uniquely know for its warning call that sounds like a car engine it's used when the zeffany spots Melvin the male monkey.

Look it's a zeffany The zebra eating in our corn field

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zebra faced banana wrap

When a woman (usually a friends mom or grandmother) receives a dump and cum shot at the same time on her face from two seperate men. Then she gets on all fours and receives double anal from the same two men. Usually performed after a romantic date or on honeymoons.

I finally know i'm not gay because I performed my first zebra faced banana wrap last night with my friends g-ma and her friend.

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A zebra doesn't eat apples

"A zebra doesn't eat apples" is a saying that means something along the lines of cut the crap.

Guy: Hey, guess what. I slept with your sister last night
Guy2: Oh shut up, a zebra doesn't eat apples.

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Exotic like a white zebra

Exotic in definition. You're fine and different.

You're exotic like a white zebra, because black zebras simply not that exotic.

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Go find you a white crayon and color a fucking zebra

do something not involving me, find a hobby, aka hop off my dick

I told my ex to get herself Go find you a white crayon and color a fucking zebra when she nagged me after the break up for her favorite thong she left at my residence.

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Zebra juice

Blood from self harm

This bitch is so crazy, she was finger painting with her zebra juice

alex the zebra

A white woman with a fat ass and has striped hair

Hadyn- who is that

Hailey- man that’s Alex the Zebra
Hadyn- damn she fine