Damn, My name is Hugo and i could file stalking allegations because of these definitions being so on-point to who I am.
an actual definition of myself:
Brown-haired white boy who isnt really considerd fit. a Big simp for video game series that he likes. Once Hugo gets into a video game series, he would not stop talking about it to his friends. to a point where his friends get enough of him. but all that aside, Hugo is a great friend that will keep his loyalty towards you to the end. Mostly a queer dude but he wouldn't make it his personality. Dude has Big Dick Energy but the girls think he has a small dick.
Friend: "Hey Hugo, how are those Yakuza games going?"
Hugo: *attaches essay convincing the friend to play the Yakuza series"
The Ryu Ga Gotoku series (More known as Yakuza) is a action adventure series about...."
Friend: "Ok Hugo stop. I get it, you like it"
hugo (or gertrud) is a suburban overweight mother who loves trump and fantasizes abt sleeping with him. um gertrude also enjoys having wine with her besties and her fav movie is wine county
“do you see that overweight female!”
“must b a hugo lolz”