bed squirrel

A female who is both hot and skittish- especially skittish in the sack.

I had to chase that bed squirrel all night long in order to lay the pipe.

Dayam, look at that bed squirrel. I bet she could crack a nut with her mouth!

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minecraft bed

the best sleep you will ever get just make sure no monsters are nearby

"hey baby wanna put your minecraft bed next to mine"

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Bed Burp

An excuse one uses when a fart is let out during or after the act of sexual intercourse

Joe: "hey Kristal was that you farting?"
Kristal: "No Joe, it was a Bed Burp!"

Funk Beds

When you push two twin sized beds (lofted if you’re feeling dangerous) together to form one giant bed.

Damn Steve, we’ve got hella people coming to this party, we should make funk beds just in case an orgy breaks out.

bed beer

A bed beer is a beer one enjoys while laying in bed.

Hey, you wanna lay down with a bed beer?

bed squees

the squeaking of your bed.

Dude you have the bed squees.

Bed Bug

Any person who sends their social media following after another creator.

I am being mass reported by an army of bed bugs.

I cannot get rid of the bed bugs trolling my social media.