sacred cow

An almost universally accepted societal value that is almost immune from questioning, often unreasonably so.

Monogamy is one of our society's biggest sacred cows.

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milk the cow

Having a guy ejaculate.

Made more famous (recently) by Ludacris' song.

If you hold the head steady I'm a milk the cow.

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Hugging Cow

A hugging cow is a hamburger patty wrapped in pastrami on a hamburger bun. See Bill Dauterive from King of the Hill

I can't decide between a pastrami sandwich and a hamburger, I think I'll get both and have a hugging cow.

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cow fight

Fight between two overweight girls. Like a cat fight, but not as sexy.

Somebody stop the cow fight in the parking lot before a car gets dented!

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cow's lick

when there is a parting in someone's hair that naturally goes towards the back of the head - so it looks like a cow has licked your head

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cow tipping

Mythical rural activity in which the perpetrators sneak up on a sleeping, standing cow in the dead of night and push it over sideways. Tends not to work for several reasons:

1. Cows don't sleep standing up (unlike horses, which do), nor do they zone out while standing up unless they're seriously ill.
2. Cows are quite heavy.
3. Dairy farmers hate this sort of shit and will probably bring it all over your dumb ass if they spot you trying.

Mostly it's a ploy to get foolish drunk people out in pastures in the middle of the night. People who've watched Heathers a few too many times might actually try it on their own.

Yee-haw! We gonna' treat you right, city slickers, with some good ol' fashioned cow-tippin' tonight! Finish yer beers and let's go git 'em!

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Moo Cow

A type of cow that goes "moo"

Moo cow 1: "Moo?"
Moo cow 2: "Moo!"
Moo cow 1: "Moooooo!!!"

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