Bi-Winning

A term coined by Charlie Sheen referring to a state where one has adonis DNA and tiger blood coursing through one's veins.

The state of bi-winning is often achieved after taking more drugs than anyone could survive and then quitting said drugs solely through one's will power.

To be in such a state, one's brain may transcends this terrestrial realm to the extent that borrowing it would warrant the response "Dude! Can’t handle it, unplug this bastard!" One must agree that drug tests don't lie and scoreboard doesn't lie to truly be bi-winning.

Also, to reinforce one's bi-winning-ness, one must constantly say "Winning" whenever such a comment is warranted.

“Wow what does that mean? Wow and then what? What’s the cure? Medicine? make me like them? Not gonna happen. I’m bi-winning. I win here and I win there. Now what?”

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skin to win

1. used to descibe a wet t-shirt, best bikini or similar contest in which one or more contestants have started to remove said wet t-shirt or bikini. Since these are often judged by the audience, other contestants are forced to show more skin to have a chance at winning
2. contest in which showing breasts or more is required to win

The crowd went wild when that crazy chick took off her top. All the other contestants started doing the same since they knew it was now skin to win.

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Epic Win

A win or victory of some nature which falls in the following categories
-An overwhelming Victory over an opponent
-A victory thats been snatched from the jaws of defeat
-An unexpected victory from an underdog
-Something fantastic thats happened or worked out unexpectably well

Guy 1:How the hell did you do that!?
Guy 2:It was a good win yes
Guy 1:No, it was more than that, it was an Epic Win!

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Pay to win

Paying real life currency to beat players who are inherently better than you in any game.

I'm so glad I pay to win in Hearthstone for all my cards, or I wouldn't even have a shot at beating the actual good players!

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Duh! Winning!

The state of being an out-of-control, talented, yet egomanical drug addict while insisting publicly that you're clean and that anyone who calls you out is a moron.

"Dude! I think you need help. You just got fired for driving your sports car into a tree while under the influence of coke, meth and alcohol."

"Duh! Winning!"

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Buy The Win

A rally bet against your team, to ensure the win by playing your luck.
Your soul may be crushed by a 3 game comeback, from having a 3 game lead, in a 7 game series. So in game 7 you place a bet against your team.

A. Your team wins. YAY
B. You win money. (use this money to drown your sorrows)

I'm gonna be sweating the Canucks vs Blackhawks so hard tonight, I'm gonna Buy the win.

winning on the square

To win, or achieve success without any foul play, cheating, or manipulation.. By completely fair & ethical & honorable means.

Congrats on coming in 1st place John. You were awesome! I know you worked hard, & all that practice paid off. Thats straight winning on the square!