after school poop

Fairly self explanatory, but the after school poop comes after a long stressful day at school, when you finally get home you have the pleasure of taking a peaceful, stress free poop while swiping on your phone. This poo is far superior to any other taken during the day. Many report this as the best part of their day, and some use it as a form of meditation.

“Hey drew, I can’t wait to take my after school poop!” “I know John after school poops are the best!”

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Heavily ever after

This phrase refers to those who cease diet and exercising.

Vanessala stopped watching carbs and working out - so she lived heavily ever after!

after-date fart

The thunderous release of gas that occurs immediately after you say goodnight to your date.

After I dropped off my date, I had a mad case of the after-date farts.

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Vaping after sex

Vaping after sex is when you vape an electronic cigarette after sex. It's the best vape you can ever have. It can either be a nicotine vape (such as juul), or an arecoline vape.

Tyler: That was great sex, Kimberly!
Kimberly: Yeah, same here!

Tyler: *vapes juul with arecoline pod in it.

Tyler: Vaping after sex is fun. This arecoline is the best after sex! Best vape ever!

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after school gas

The large amounts of gas you emit after a long day of holding it in at school

I could not stop farting after school, i had some BAD after school gas

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After-Nut Mentality

That exact moment right after you bust a nut and your thought process and mentality completely changes; and the video you were watching just feels wrong and nasty. You partially feel ashamed of yourself and you start thinking of how you can better yourself, community and the world.

Timmy: "Yo! Wassup, you tryna fuck some bitches and get fucking drunk tonight?"
Marcus: "Nonsense, those are sins, and I will be to occupied serving the lord and reading the bible"
Timmy: "Yo, you good? It's sounds like you got that After-Nut Mentality right now"
Marcus: "Nonsense Brother, come join me in prayer"
Timmy: "Yo, what the fu-"

after cum catcher

A piece of toilette paper that you put into your underwear, to catch the droplet that follows a few minutes after you reach your climax.

Bro, your after cum catcher just fell out of your pants.