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the act of dipping ones arm into a steaming oil drum of shit. then you drag your arm up there body and slap them in there face. leaving a shitty hand print
connor spann was out of line so i had to give him a amish arm drag.
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An extremely firm grip similar to the type of grip an Amish father would use to grip the neck of his child while said child is performing oral sex on him.
"Damn bro my girl left me so I had to jerk it with an Amish Fathers grip"
" Hey Steve I met this girl last night and she gave me blowjob with an Amish fathers grip and I cummed buckets!"
" Hey bro I did a "back azimuth" last night but this time used an Amish fathers grip and it was scrumdiddly umptious"
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a girl is on her back you are on your side facing her, you lick her toes and jam your toes into her vagina
I gave her an Amish toe jam last night
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Its where you paint your cock like a plane and have a 3 some then you crash your cock into the vagina aka the building then the 2nd guy crashes the plane into the asshole and then yells AMISH 9/11 and then the cum acts like a explosion. If you have gonorrhea it adds the burning affect.
Yo man I did the amish 9/11 to Felica with Robert there.
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When a man breaks an egg open on his penis and uses the egg yolk as a masturbatory lubricant, which is meant to resemble the fashion in which amish people churn butter.
I just ran out of lotion yesterday, so today I had to perform an amish egg yolk on myself.
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One who loves fish and everything about fish. He loves to sell fish from the back of his pickup truck. He has a wife that is his sex/food slave and is always concieving babies. He is often confused and insecure when it comes to Socializing with humans or decisions on a day to day basis.
Also loves his pooch and is always seen riding with pooch in front seat of truck. When wife is not around the pooch makes a good sex slave as well.
"Wow, that amish fishmonger ditched us again."
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Ok Ok its when you are eating a girl out and you blow as hard as possible into the kooter.
Last night i gave your mom an Amish Bubble Blower
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