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Anal Cunt

The biggest trolls of the music industry. A grindcore band led by singer Seth Putnam. Their lyrics are mainly offensive sounding shit which can't be understood. In reality, they're just written to piss butthurt people off.

Anal Cunt are my favorite trolls ever.

by Crash6351 December 12, 2010

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Emotional Anal

When a person in a relationship allows themselves to get emotionally attached to someone else with no physical bond, thereby 'cheating' with their mind--

The term is coined because Anal- Referring to anal sex, is widely regarded as something you do(IF you do it) at a very personal level with your spouse or partner, when there is mutual trust and feelings established. Emotional meaning that a person allows themselves to get entangled with romantic feelings for another person while inside a relationship, all the while convinced that with no physical aspect it's not cheating ,or doing it subconsciously when they are unsatisfied with their current relationship but dont consider breaking up.

The term was coined by Fraser from VGA(Video Games Awesome! Live) an online ongoing Show where a team of gamers plays videogames and interacts with an audience. While playing 'Catherine', Becky B. (A show co-host) noted, when they were asked 'which is considered worse cheating - an Emotional bond or a Physical one?" Becky and Fraser both agreed that Emotional - because if sex exists with no attachment then there's just a biological,primal need for it- and it's resolved pretty soundly, but when an Emotional bond is created, your partner no longer harbors romantic feelings for you alone- he could think of the other person when you are together at any point. This is worse. and Fraser commented it was like 'Emotional Anal' and then continued to explain the term.

Example(s):
"Joshua has been spending a lot of time with Katie-- is he cheating on Marie?"

-"No, I KNOW they're not sleeping together or even kissing"
"He's giving her the same type of attention and classification as his girlfriend-- He tells her secrets, and obviously thinks about her constantly, either with friends or with Marie-- So--??"
-"Guess they're doing Emotional Anal."

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"Diana and Jackie have been together for the longest time, it's so sweet."
-"I wouldn't count on it sticking, I hear Diana's engaging in some major emotional anal with Karen."
"Seriously?"
-"I shit you not."

by Fonztuff August 6, 2013

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anal stalker

noun. an anal stalker is one who, in intimate situations, continuously attempts to penetrate the rectum.

"John tried to finger my asshole again last night. Ugh. He is such an anal stalker!"

by topeelanorange May 2, 2004

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anal poop

The act of pushing a poop out so that it is sticking about a quarter to half way out of your hole, Make sure it doesn't break or fall out. You can usually tell how big your shit is going to be. Then suck it back up your hole really fast. It brings you a choice feeling. Try it sometime.

Best if you have a nice fat log brewing.

I enjoy an anal poop every once and a while and I am not gay.

by Laugh at poop January 12, 2014


Anal tank

The act of tanking anal is when you penetrate the anal hole in an excessively hard way,

Bro I just got anal tanked...๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ†

by Analtank69420 October 4, 2018


anal flamping

When your partner has piles and you are mid anal intercourse the piles swell too large and trap the penis within the anus.

"Mate got my tackle stuck in her lumpy porridge last night, it was some serious anal flamping"

by MattM18 March 18, 2015


anal dictionary

a reference manual to all things anal.

i had to refer to the anal dictionary to pull off a proper rusty trombone.

by 40oz.killa December 12, 2007