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Bacon Legs is an American expression used to describe a promiscuous woman, who upon having had intercourse with many different men over the course of the week, develops figuratively greasy thighs that are then impossible to close manually for several days. The thighs are thrust open, as if coated in bacon grease.
Based on information gathered from industry insiders, Ariana Grande’s popular hit ‘Thank You, Next’ was originally slated to be called ‘Bacon Legs.’ Republic Records ultimately decided to change the name in order to avoid controversy, fearing ‘Bacon Legs’ might adversely affect album sales.
-Dude, Kim has been bringing a different guy home every night! And she’s walking around like Woody from toy story with slippery bow legs
—She broke up with Jacob and has been banging dudes all week. She’s gone full bacon legs bro, now’s the time to tell her how you feel
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bacon gliders
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Protuberant or hanging labia minora that can hang far below the labia majora. 'Bacon' because these wrinkled fleshly lips bear a striking resemblence to bacon strips and 'gliders' because they often strongly recall the outstretched patagium, or furry parachute-like membrane of the flying squirel in mid-glide. Madonna helped sear the image of bacon gliders into popular imagination when a notorious circa 1979 black and white nude of her sold at Christie's for $37,500. To the general horror of the public, Madonna's labia minora flaps hung out several inches from her body. Bacon gliders can fortunately be removed in a cosmetic procedure called labiaplasty. Some have suggested that the mysterious and highly unflattering bulge we often see in Lady Gaga's panties is in fact folded bacon gliders.
Although Emma had an otherwise gorgeous body, she was morbidly ashamed of her bacon gliders and swore me to never reveal her secret.
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Untidy skin/flesh emanating from the ringpiece, giving it the appearance of chewed bacon. Usually as a result of overly aggressive anal sex but can equally be caused by prolapse or even be congenital.
Lord Asquith met Lady Jane at the Spring ball, and after months of wooing he finally came to court her. In time they were married and there was much rejoicing throughout the land. Alas on their wedding night he discovered she had anal bacon, rendering him impotent. He obtained an anullment later that week.
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Wendy's rendition of the classic salted potato fries, topped with bacon and melted cheese.
Get these for a significant other if you wish for the relationship to be over within hours.
Ben: "I'm at Wendy's do you want anything?"
Cheyenne: "k buy me baconator fries."
When A guy sticks his penis in a girls anus and makes her squeal like a pig!
Craig : What the heck was going on in the bathroom?
Chad : Oh me and Kiersten was makin a little Sasuage And Bacon!!!!
Craig : Oh Nice next time let me join in!
Kiersten : You Fuckin Perve!
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The result of adding bacon to pancakes.
bacon pancakes, makin' bacon pancakes,
take some bacon and i'll put it in a pancake,
bacon pancakes that's what it's gunna make,
bacon pancaaaake.
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literally jayson tatum but he drops 50 points nightly since his sub has bacon which makes him goated as fuck
Draymond Green: my sub has more rings than your sub
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Bacon Tatum: my sub has bacon