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An irritated penis head resulting from a rough dry humping session.
Me and Shania hooked up last night, and dry humped so hard on the couch that I woke up with a bald strawberry.
When your vag is bald, like a plucked turkey.
That's a lovely bald turkey... hoe
When your talking to a guy with a buzzcut and looks like a bald monkey wearing glasses and they keep on flirting with you for three months and you tell them you have feelings for them then they reject you because he's talking to someone else but he only talks to you and you go back to being best girl and guy friends than he keeps on flirting with you
Yeah jake is bald monkeying with me so i might just block him on snap
Any of the most intimidating bald people in the world
He is part of The Council of Bald.
A pelvic style that only Americans love, while Europeans and the rest of the world find it gross, unhygienic and too much resembling a too young lady. So it's not really a compliment if it's not an American calling it so.
Bleah, that girl had a totally bald pussy. Yeah, not just shaved, bald as a tomato!!! It was a total turn off...
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This is a phenomenon that commonly takes place at casino tables while gambling blackjack for a long period of consecutive time. The elbow is bent on the edge of the table either in a downward or upward position. After a few hours the hair on the arm or elbow will become smooth where the table meets the arm. There could be indentations of that part of the table on the arm. Shoulders will become stiff, perhaps even sore. Almost always the edge of the table where the elbow is laying will have short lasting non permanent indentations as well for a few minutes after the person removes his arm or elbow. Bald Arm could cause minor irritation to the skin for a few hours even after the person stops playing.
I was at the casino all night and got Bald Arm.
Smooth and not saggy. When a man is unable to grow any pubic hair or shaves his balls so often they have no hair.
Woman 1: I slept with Jon last night and he has such bald balls!
Woman 2: I heard he's already going through male pattern baldness!