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When your having butt sex and the anus goes inside out
I was filming Jeff and Matt having butt sex last night and Jeff gave Matt he biggest pink balloon I'd ever seen!
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1) A snake-skin like rubber, also known as a condom, that can be used to enjoy parties as much as you can with a special partner without risking the transmission of an STD.
2) A condom
"Thank God you brought a party balloon! Now I can get it on with that girl!"
Harold thought he was ready for his party with his, new shirt, alcohol, and swagger until he realized he forgot a party balloon.
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the act of a female sucking the cum out of a condom after the man has ejaculated in it.
Jeremy was pleased to find out after his first sexual experience with Jen that she was a real deal balloon gulper.
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farting into someone else's butthole
She was really upset this morning. He was chimney ballooning her last night and now she's all bloated.
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When You Shove a balloon up your anus and you have a group of people try to catch it in their mouth as you push it out. Whoever catches it gets to be the balloon man.
Who’s ready for the balloon party later?
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When one wraps a zeppelin around their tits and said tits inflate to the size of watermelons. Then, their partner inserts an National Airship Association regulation air pump into their anal cavity and blows so much air into it that the clitoral region of said individual experiences such great levels of engorgement that it resembles a miniature zeppelin. Then their partner punches the inflated clitoris, releasing the built up air, while their partner screams "OH, THE HUMANITY!"
"Holy shit! Carol gave me such an intense balloon show I could have sworn that I was levitated several centimeters!"
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potentiality of becoming no-return protoplasm(atically) challenged!!
all the jones boys had big beer guts, it was a matter of time until, steve too; would balloon out
judy had a great body but huge arms, all her sisters were pear shaped, flynn wondered if judy too, would balloon out
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