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A female who is both hot and skittish- especially skittish in the sack.
I had to chase that bed squirrel all night long in order to lay the pipe.
Dayam, look at that bed squirrel. I bet she could crack a nut with her mouth!
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the best sleep you will ever get just make sure no monsters are nearby
"hey baby wanna put your minecraft bed next to mine"
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An excuse one uses when a fart is let out during or after the act of sexual intercourse
Joe: "hey Kristal was that you farting?"
Kristal: "No Joe, it was a Bed Burp!"
A bed beer is a beer one enjoys while laying in bed.
Hey, you wanna lay down with a bed beer?
When you push two twin sized beds (lofted if you’re feeling dangerous) together to form one giant bed.
Damn Steve, we’ve got hella people coming to this party, we should make funk beds just in case an orgy breaks out.
When somebody is sitting on a bed talking nonstop, so you whip out your cock and jam it down there throat, breaking the bed in the process.
I gave ann the Bed Buster last night, she can be so obnoxious.
The act of discussing someone's sex life behind their back. Similar to kiss and tell.
I'm not one to bed bash, but Adam is so shit in the sack, we fucked for 2 hours and I never came. smh.