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When someone has to keep your pants up by tying a rope around your pants.
That man's pants were so sagging, they had to get him rope belted
A Weapon Used In Psychological Warfare In The Early 80's & 90's.
The Urban Version On Elf On The Shelf, Used To Persuade Kids Into Good Behavior.
The Mere Sight Of It Drove Fear Into The Hearts Of Every Boy & Girl.
Made Mostly Of Top Grade Leather, Although Synthetic Fabrics
Or Vinyl Was Always An Exceptable Substitute. The Silent Babysitter.
Originated In New Bedford Massachusetts By Cape Verdean People !
" Stop it, Momma Is Not Playing With Us You Big Dummy, Don't You See That BELT ON THE SHELF ? "
A term/system allowing for identification and quantification of a person's douchiness, with degrees from 1 to 5 indicating subject's progress toward a state of ultimate douchebag-dom.
"Hey, check out that jackass with the muscle shirt and tribal band tattoo, leaning against his spotless 4x4 truck that's obviously never been taken off-road."
"Yeah, I see him. Third-degree douche belt right there."
A reflective belt is the iconic symbol that unifies US military members in brotherly anger and hatred. It is the symbol of everything nonsensical. It is the most well-recognized banner of the Global War on Terror. Leaders think it makes you invincible and they convince n00bs that they are invincible while wearing it. Accountable for countless injuries. Also known as an "invincibility belt."
"Dude, where's your reflective belt? We're in a war zone you know..."
belt pride is that where an individual makes sure their shirt is cleanly tucked in, allowing their belt to seen in plain view.
Hey check out Garrett's shirt. Why does he have it tucked in like that? I can count the notches on his belt from here. Yea he has some good belt pride going...
When a boner is used to hold up ones pants, in place of a belt.
"Dude, did you see Tommy?"
"Yeah. hes got a huge boner belt today"
An elastic band (or other improvised object) used to close off the end of an uncircumcised penis at the point of ejaculation in order to quickly and cleanly move from your location.
I had to grab a turtle belt and run to the bathroom so I didn't stain the new couch.