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friend box

1. A friend box is the cage you are placed into when you really like someone, but they want to be "just friends". When you have an unrequited love then you are in a friend box.

2. You can also use the term to descibe wanting to be "just friends" with someone.

background: the term friend box was extensively used in the web comic "Dog & Cat" by Tom McHenry during February 2006.

1. guy1: "I've been her friend for six years now, every time she needs a shoulder to cry on, or someone to talk to, or a lift home... i'm always there! why won't she love me?"
guy2: "You can never escape the friend box! never!"

2. guy1: "that girl is so into you, doesn't she get annoying?"
guy2: "not any more, she's been friendboxed, and she knows it."
guy1: *shakes head* "you're such a friend boxer"

by BenDog April 1, 2006

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Boxing Day

Thanks to Alexander V. Boxing, for holding the first β€œBoxing Day” Sale in his Montreal haberdashery December 26, 1818, the day after Christmas, thus creating a new Canadian Holiday Tradition.

I’m going out for some great Boxing Day sales!

by HereBeDefinitions December 26, 2018


benzie box

Pronunciation: (ben'zΔ“), key Trademark.

a brand of anti-theft system for car radios that allows the radio to be removed easily from the car by the driver.
Random House Unabridged Dictionary, Copyright Β© 1997, by Random House, Inc., on Infoplease.

(This has nothing to do with Mercedes Benz and can be installed in most automobiles.)

"Feel the full effect off cassete in your benzie box" - MF DOOM

by mfboo July 21, 2016

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Loot Boxes

the absolute worst fucking thing that games can incorporate. it is "the devil's device". It makes it so that you get useless items 99.9% of the time so you can't progress. you must do microtransactions to get past this shit. basically it make you rage so you can pay the devs money.

Ming: Have you gotten anything good from these loot boxes?

Jonaton: Of course not these are fucking loot boxes you're talking about.

by D0G31337 January 30, 2018

61πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


bimbo box

A vehicle, typically from a luxury marque such as Lexus or Mercedes, based on a car chassis, but presented as a utility vehicle. It complete lacks any off-road prowess. Typically driven by wealthy spouses and mistresses. The driver will frequently be on a cell phone while operating the vehicle.

That bitch on the phone in her bimbo box almost ran me off the road!

by cretinx February 3, 2009


Ducky Box

The container wherein one stores their sex paraphernalia, e.g., condoms, lube, massage oils, etc.

Sally: "Hey Joe, want to try the throbbing bicycle?"

Joe: "Sure, just let me stretch and get some supplies from my ducky box."

by Mr. Orange Julius September 7, 2010


Cardboard Box

One of the greatest joys any man could ever know. Especially ones found around jungles that say things such as "to the weapons lab: main wing"

Sigint: Uh, Snake... What are you doing?

Snake: I'm in a box.

Sigint: A cardboard box? Why are you...?

Snake: I dunno. I was just looking at it and I suddenly got this urge to get inside. No, not just an urge - more than that. It was my destiny to be here; in the box.

Sigint: Destiny...?

Snake: Yeah. And then when I put it on, I suddenly got this feeling of inner peace. I can't put it into words. I feel... safe. Like this is where I was meant to be. Like I'd found the key to true happiness.

Sigint: ...

Snake: Does any of that make sense?

Sigint: Not even a little.

Snake: You should come inside the box... Then you'll know what I mean.

Sigint: Man, I don't wanna know what you mean! Between you and Para-Medic, is everyone but me that is hooked up with the Major strange!?

Snake: ...

Sigint: Yeah, well, anyway, I suppose even that dumbass box might make a decent disguise if you wear it inside a building.

by Liquid Metal Snake April 2, 2005

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