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The yellow, liquid, jet that gentlemen use in lieu of the more standard toilet-brush.
As seen in Pride & Predjudice:
"Why mister Darcy, that really is quite a skidmark you've left in the pan, as offensive to the eye as it is to the nose!
Fear not Miss Bennet, for I have quaffed a goodly gallon of ale within this half-hour and am bursting. I shall liberally apply the yellow bog brush forthwith!"
Masturbation.
Good ole' masturbation.
Guy 1: "I brush my teeth 2, sometimes 3, times a day!"
Guy 2: "I never go a night without brushing my teeth."
Guy 3: "I love it when my dentist brushes my teeth, he's much better at it than I am."
Guy 4: "I haven't brushed my teeth in a while."
Guy 5: "Some guy around the corner wants to pay me to let him watch me brush my teeth."
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Dani: oh my God Ian i just found out the best news!!! Ian: whoa hold on. Brush your hair.
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A Penis with a Hairy End (The Knob)
Causing it too look like a paintbrush
I tryed to suck his paint brush but now i got a sore and hairy throat
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Brush, Colorado was named for Jared L. Brush. Brush came west to mine gold west of Denver in 1859, making him a "Fifty-Niner". Along with his brothers, William and John, he homesteaded in northeast Colorado on the Big Thompson River north of present day Johnstown. Brush served as Weld County commissioner and sheriff, was elected to the state legislature, and served as Lieutenant Governor twice. The town was named for him in 1882
Did you see that Awesome town between Fort Morgan and Hillrose?
Yeah, Brush, Colorado!
It was a nice peacfull place!
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A brush for your teeth that vibrates.
Person: "I like things that vibrate and I want a brush for my teeth so I think I will buy a vibrating tooth brush."
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in referance to paint the walls, your paint brush is your penis
after a few hours of painting my brush was getting a little worn out
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