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business whorefessional

A business outfit that is meant to cause arousal of the males of the office. Usually includes a short skirt and a low cut top.

nerd: wow we need to get a job over there. Have you seen the women, that business whorefessional dress policy is awesome.

other nerd: agreed.

by Sk8rBoi69 August 30, 2010


Business Clown

One whos business is to be a clown. This fellow is so zany and/or silly, that it is as if his profession is being a clown, hence the business in business clown

Look at Mike over there, what a business clown!

I-Its not like I like you or anything senpai! B-B-Business clown!

by Hack Jarlow August 28, 2020


Business Major

Students whom couldn't handle a real academic path, and are now Excel jockies. They yell "BOOM!" in your residence halls while others with actual degrees (IE: Electrical Engineering) are progressing themselves academically via homework and studying.

Resident 1: That kid is always roaming the halls yelling "BOOM!" and smashing his face into walls.

Resident 2: That would be a classic symptom of being a "Business Major."

by hexwolf December 02, 2007


Business Day

The unit of measurement to measure the time taken for 'Hamno' to perform simple daily tasks.

It took Hamno 3 Business Days to get a bottle of water, he went on too many side quests.

by Linueax June 26, 2023


hand busy

Trying to do something the same time your other hand is busy masturbating.

"My mom called me the other day while I was getting hand busy" or "It's hard to type when people IM me when I'm getting hand busy"

by CL69 May 15, 2008


Business Kiss

The act of french kissing someone while simultaneously giving them a handshake. The maneuver is equally as awkward when performed on both lovers and business associates.

"Aren't you bringing Ryan to the party?"
"No. I went to kiss him last night and did the Business Kiss again."
"Yeah OK lets not hang out with Ryan anymore..."

by Randle_Yarnballs August 18, 2017


business trash

a style of clothing generally worn in a business or professional setting, that contains elements of traditional business wear assembled together with distasteful or poor quality clothing, which to the wearer, still gives a professional and businesslike impression, but in fact gives a trashy impression of the wearer to everyone else.

An office worker with a mullet who wears a golf tee shirt with a monster truck image on it along with khaki pants, a sports jacket, and faux alligator shoes is sporting the business trash look.

by Carlos "the Whip" Fernandez December 04, 2013