first mate

The second in command on a ship (I know).

The person most likely to stab the captain in the back, which is ironic as he should be his closest confidant.

Captain Barbosa was second in command as first mate of the Black Pearl before stabbing his captain Jack Sparrow in the back and taking the ship for his own.

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first blood

(of DotA)

What you'll hear because
(1) the opponent in your lane is a pro
(2) you are a noob
(3) techies sneaks out from behind

that'll cause you to:
(1) kick the CPU
(2) bang the keyboard
(3) punch the monitor
(4) slap your girlfriend who distracted you
(5) and the least violent method: leave game

leaverpool: techies gone, top and bot care.
<<FIRST BLOOD!!>>
leaverpool: wtf! zzz -.-

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first niglets

Nickname for Sasha and Malia Obama. See also niglet.

The first niglets are on the Disney channel again.

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first rights

The blessing altar boys receive before the priest baptizes their assholes with semen.

After Father George gave the young boy's virgin asshole first rights it was "hole"ier than ever.

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head first

dragging head first = kissing (duhh)

from taylor swift's song 'fearless'

-You take my hand and drag me head first fearless

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First Base

French kissing. Is followed by feeling up second base, oral third base and sex home run

I finally got to first base with matt last night!

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First Lady

A white girl with a body that resembles a black girls features which attracts the typical hollister-wearing oreo black guy.

Damn Kennedy look at that first lady over there she got a lil booty on her.

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