Cake

Cake jaw dropping beautiful...

My girlfriend is cake, everyone wants a piece... "Janine is cake everyone wants a slice"
That girl is cake, she could sit on my face all day ....

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A cake

Someone who looks or acts real but they’re actually fake like the cake videos

I can’t hang with Hefany anymore she seemed real at first but she’s just a cake.

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caking

To have a very big butt that makes your body looks nice, but not fat.

Guy 1: "Have you seen Jessica lately?"
Guy 2: "Nah bro, but I heard she caking!"

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Caking

Caking is when a guy is dealing with a whore, slut, or anyone he simply wants to fuck and instead of taking the 'hard no' (rejection) or fucking her and leaving, he instead sticks around and takes care of the financial responsibilities, plays 'daddy' to her kids, and/or pretends he's smitten with her.

He's even BAKING CAKES with this woman (hint: that's why we REALLY call it 'caking').

Essentially, it's a man placing himself in the most servile position by going far and beyond what's needed just to get some ass; he's attempting to 'buy the cow' with deeds and gestures WHEN THE ENTIRE NEIGHBORHOOD'S getting free milk, cheeseburgers, and leather jackets.

Simp (on the phone): Hey wifey; I hope you're having a good day!
Simp's friend: Who are you talking to?
Simp: My wifey, Shelia.
Simp's friend: Shelia? The bitch from up the street?! Out of all the bitches to be caking with, you chose her? I know three dudes who've hit it; there's even a sextape of her in a threesome circulating the web.
Simp: SHHHH! She might hear you!
Simp (on the phone): I'm back, baby; now...where were we?

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Cake

Anything you love, everyone loves cake!

Dude! It was pure cake!

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Cake

A) Short for "Piece of Cake"

B)Easy, simple, sweet

Friend 1: I'm not sure if I got the job yet, still have the interview and then the ride along.

Friend 2: Dude, I heard once you pass the interview process the rest is cake.

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A-Cake

A nicer way to express extreme anger at or about a person for their actions;

To call a person an asshole without having to use actual vulgarity

I can't believe that guy got drunk and basically forgot me at the airport! He's such an effing A-Cake...

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