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When someones voice command menu on their phone says "Please say a command," at a non mother friendly moment everyone yells "Call Mom" in hopes that the phone will call the cell owner's mother.
Person 1: Stop hogging that joint.
Person 2's phone: Please say a command.
Person 1+3+4+5: CALL MOM!
Person 2: shit shit shit shit
*scrambles to hang-up phone*
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1. An outgrowth of the BDSM safeword, by which you arrange with a friend before meeting someone new that you'll call him/her at a certain time. If your friend receives this call, all is well. If your friend does NOT receive this call, it is the friend's sworn duty to call the police and report a problem. Very popular in a world where you meet someone from the internet who might be crazy.
2. A friend you can call when you want to evoid someone else. You can literally call and start a conversation mid-stream, and your friend knows what you're doing and plays along.
1. Herbert, you'll have to uncuff me so I can make my safe call.
2. It may sound weird when Susan's on the phone, but that's because I'm her safe call.
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Booty call (n) - Someone who receives a txt/call by a bastard between the times of 12am - 3am for a hookup. The bastard will usually greet the booty call with a simple "hey" or "what's up?" The bastard enjoys using the booty call for sex and nothing else. No friendship is involved, and both don't chat throughout the day. The booty call usually enjoys this act of douche-bag-ness and returns for more.
This bitch ass is calling me at 2am again for some ass. I ain't nobody's booty call.
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noun (boอoโฒtฤ kรดl)
1. An encounter between typically two people where both people desire to engage in sexual activities, most often sexual intercourse.
2. An encounter between typically two people where one person desires to engage in sexual activities.
3. A person upon whom somebody else relies for sexual activities.
1. Chloรซ knew all of the time they spent together were booty calls; however, she developed feelings for Brandon anyway (it didn't help her that the sex was great).
2. It had been 2 years since I had sex so when we went clubbing, I was determined to find a booty call.
3. "What's up with that blonde girl I always see Jake with? Is she his new girlfriend or just a booty call?" asked Jake's ex Morgan (who obviously still wasn't over him).
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U.S. Marine Corps- to relieve oneself of urine and or feces in a designated location such as the head (restroom)
-Good morning sir. This recruit requests to permission to speak to the Drill Instructor. This recruit would like to request permission to make a head call.
-Frickin darn head call?! Now?! Are you getting ready to soil yourself?
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Dude, I can't talk right now, I'm in a conference call and my boss is being a real asshole.
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The funniest and least responsible way to quit ones job.
To not come into work one day and never give a reason and never show up or call ever again.
John hated his job at taco bell so when friday came along he pulled a no call/no show on them.
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