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A clever euphemism for masturbating, typically used to conceal the topic around female friends. Inspired by people who receive massive erections from listening to the gettysburg address or listening to how ancient greeks sat around and thought about things.
"Dude, today at the library, i watched the history channel several times"
"Man, that's fuckin sick"
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pussy nu metal and pussy whining emo and pussy uranium and pussy rap
all they need is TRL and reality shows!
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BBC - Once a beacon of democracy and western culture, now another tool of Post-Nazi faschist propoganda.
BBC: Today's weather is *sieg heil!* around 83 degrees, *you are slaves to the capitalist hordes!* with a slight chance of clouds *the Jews control everything!* Some rain is expected *all hail der Fuhrer!* with a slight chance of chill *burn the infidels!*. Also today, Jennifer Aniston has queefed around 4.55 PM - this shocking story and more later on this evening's News Hour with Jim Lehrer. BBC news, have a nice day and Heil Hitler *Good-bye*. ...Wait did I just say...
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An all-inclusive noun describing any one of a variety of television channels whose genre(s) are typically geared toward intellectual stimulation. Programming on these stations is aimed at the post-adolescent through adult viewer demographic. Shows consist of a variety of topics along a wide range that includes:
how-to shows (gourmet cooking, auto/home repair)
documentaries (history, science, nature, conspiracy)
investigative reporting (crime, psychology, alien abduction)
extreme science (surgery, cryptozoology)
Primary nerd channels include:
History Channel
Discovery Channel
NATGEO
NASA-TV
MiND Television
most PBS affiliates
and some local-access channels
geek: television sucks any more -everything has become 'reality' shows
dweeb: I know, I don't even turn it on any more -except to watch the nerd channel.
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The Poop Chute, the Hershey Highway, aka Asshole.
Last night Diane let me stick my tube steak straight up her Turd Channel.
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Disney Channel is a 24-hour general entertainment television network in the United States that taps into the world of children through original series and movies, plus contemporary acquired programming. It is marketed to mostly young children. Currently available on basic cable and satellite, Disney Channel is part of Disney-ABC Cable Networks Group, a division of The Walt Disney Company. The network is based in Burbank, California, a short distance from Disney's headquarters. Disney Channel is slated to begin broadcasting in High-definition starting in early 2008.
Girl 1: "Do you like Disney Channel??"
Girl 2: "Yes the shows r great & positive."
Girl 1: "Kewl, me too"
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Cringe Channel is a website that gathers the scummiest softcore content from around the internet, and uses it as a source of entertainment. It has an active website at www.cringechannel.com that features daily cringe content ranging from aspiring rapists to feminazis. Users comment and rate each piece of cringe, and sometimes share some of their own cringe! Though often accused of bullying bronies and furries, it does not actually center its content around those two. The community on it is surprisingly nice and highly tolerant of new members. Admittedly, not all the content is genuine.
Guy 1: Hey, have you seen that post where that total creep went on Yahoo ask for advice on how to molest a girl?
Guy 2: No! What the fuck?!
Guy 1: You can see it on cringe channel!!!
Guy 2: Nah, I'm too lazy to google it.
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