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ultimate cockblocker

someone who hits on his friends girlfriends. spends too much time with other peoples girlfriends. kisses hugs and those generally inappropriate things with his friends girlfriends .

Paul: Stephen is the ultimate cockblocker

tom: so true

by orion_14754 June 2, 2010


officer cockblock

primarily somebody who prevents you from displaying Public Displays of Affection or engaging in sexual contact with another person.

Example 1) At school- the volunteer parents or staff who go around the campus making sure couples do not have intimacy moments

Example 2) In public- somebody who tells you and the other person to go make out somewhere else or “get a room!”

> be me
> be the parent volunteer who walks around school making sure people are decently behaving
> suddenly see 2 young lovers holding hands in the lunch line
>to prevent any further indecent behavior I yell “Hey you two, too much skin-to-skin contact!”
> the rebellious male Teenager yells at me “fuck off, officer cockblock!

> I get my taser gun and shock the living shit out of the little prick

by Thot$layer539 January 15, 2018


cockblock Luke

He asks you every morning for eggs when youre having sex

Luke: eg?
Me: hey Siri play cockblocker from slut pop Miami

Also me: hes such a cockblock Luke

by urban_dick_69 March 28, 2024


Cockblocker

A cockblocker is a person who prevented his/her male friend from having sex by being really annoying or interupting the couple. Being a cockblocker might ruin your friendship by quite a bit, unless it's your best pal that might forgive you after a couple of days.

"Hey, what the hell was that for?!"
"What do you mean?"
"You god damn cockblocker, you ruined it all."

by CoffeeGoSlurp September 22, 2021


cockblockers

The type of people who do everything to invalidate every move you make on someone you are attracted to or in love with just because they c couldn't do it themselves. So, according to their crab-bucket logic, if they can't do it, neither you can.

Person A: Bro, I can't wait to meet her on this date.
Person B: My guy, she is way out of your league.
Person C: Cockblockers being like:

by TheKamikazeMonkeys May 28, 2024


Cockblocker

A cockblock/cockblocker is someone of annoyance (a fucking dick) and usually refers to someone who attempts to stop people from achieving the task of asking a girl out.

'Hey, is he bothering you?'
'No actually, he's my boyfriend, go away you cockblocker.'

by Latenightdrinker43 June 11, 2022


cockblocker

a hymen

Popped her cockblocker.

by Hymenite May 23, 2016