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When someone overly adds comments on facebook just so the post will be at the top of top news.
I'm sorry, but I'm totally comment bombing your thing lionel.
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That person who always says the last thing in a comment on the internet, usually because what they have said is too stupid to comment, or what they have said officially killed the conversation, and we have to start all the fuck over. Thanks a lot.
Facebook Commenter: Well, thats why I think women should stay in the kitchen.
Page Owner: Thanks for being my comment closer today. Next thing you should do is to headbutt a bullet.
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A person who comments many times on one persons blog, myspace..etc.
Damnit Becky, you're like such a comment whore. You commented me like 12 times in like 1 minute.
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A comment used a flirtation tool to back up a statment. Also used to gain status among members of the opposite sex.
"Oh god he had an average of fifty witty comments per converstion, shit now i'm getting horny."
"Witty Comments are so sexy!"
"Oh that is so witty"
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the act of someone making a comment after you to sound better than or to impress someone who makes a post.
Did you just see that. The hater just did a counter comment on me. They must really like that person.
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Internet users who post, en mass, mostly-useless comments on online articles.
This term particularly refers to users who post comments on articles which not the kind of articles which require any analysis. The articles generally come in 2 types: (1) articles about superficial topics (such as: entertainment, celebrity) that aren't important enough to comment on. And (2) articles where the general opinion about the article is obvious so there is no need to state it.
Comment cattle are usually the kind of people that like to hear themselves talk, and are generally less intelligent than the average internet user. One of the ironies about comment cattle is that they usually post comments on articles to point out how stupid other people are.
Some savvy internet users now create viral stories to draw in comment cattle, such as the girl who supposedly got a tattoo on her arm after dating her boyfriend for only one week - even though it turned out to be a hoax. Even some legitimate news sites write articles which are particularly designed to bring out comment cattle - "The Huffington Post" and "Yahoo" are two examples.
EXAMPLE 1 - An article about Jenifer Aniston buying new shoes:
Commenter #1: "This article is stupid. Why do they even publish this?"
Commenter #2: "Because it brings out the comment cattle. Like you."
EXAMPLE 2 - An article about a mom who sold her kids for a Big Mac:
Commenter #1: "Burn in hell."
Commenter #2: "I can't believe a mother would do this."
Commenter #987: "She doesn't deserve to be a mother!"
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a person on myspace, xanga, or any other comment enabled bogging sites that practically exists for the act of asking for as many comments as possible while being annoying in the process.
guy 1:dude, that chick is a total comment fisher
guy 2:no she's not
guy 1:how many times has she asked you to leave her a comment
guy 2:everytime we talk
guy 1:my point exactly
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