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The art of text confusion

Confusing people by saying weird or tricky stuff trough text just to confuse them and make them think they missed something

I've confused my friend so much trough text he thinks there is somethign called 'the art of text confusion'

by Not_mod June 17, 2023


Candy man confusion

It is when a person does stuff for you that is fun but in the end really bad for you.

I am taking a break from dating. That last guy had me in candy man confusion. I don't trust myself anymore.

by MarianneM September 5, 2016


confused unga bunga

Canadian slang for: help the uncle raped me

confused unga bunga, call the police.

have ever been confused unga bungaed?

by confused unga bunga. help!!!!! October 8, 2019

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and often confusing

A word used to describe bafflement

Henry: Jeffry, that woman you are marrying has a penis

Jeffry: I'm confused!!!

by hahaha July 23, 2003

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Angry and confused

The name given to a father who becomes so confused by the conversation in hand that he frowns and thus becomes angry.

Ahh dad you're getting angry and confused again!

by Penisscrote190 July 19, 2009

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the Polish people are confused

What I mean by this is that they’ve been isolated from Western society so much. So they don’t understand Western civilization very much. So they don’t really understand what’s going on in the world today.

For example, I knew a Polish girl that was straight. But I later found out she was becoming a borderline lesbian. She told me she didn’t want to have a man. And when I told her those people she was hanging out with were just bullying her. She said “I hate you. Die.”

Couple years later I find out she has a boyfriend and a job now. Turns out some of the wrong people really were just influencing her, and she just wanted to fit in. Wasn’t a real lesbian I guess.

Polish people often migrate to Western countries like the UK only to find out it’s not what they were hoping it would be. They are confused, because they’re whole country is basically a buffer zone for the West, and they don’t realize the truth about WW2/the Jew thing. lol. They’re still buying Holocaust and Anti-Russian propaganda. So they don’t know the truth and are confused.

the Polish people are confused

UD Jews, I’m talking to you

by Death Menace September 21, 2022

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i am confusion

meaning that you're confused like yeah confused on something

(your 'dearest' friend sends you a math problem)
you : i am confusion

by i read snacks October 31, 2020

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