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An cough that only arises when in a quiet place or during an important exam when surrounded by other people. You know you're annoying the other people around you but you can't do anything about it.
Person 1: I think I bombed that test.
Person 2: Why do you say that? I thought you studied hard.
Person 1: I did, but I had a case of test cough the entire time. I couldn't stop thinking about how annoying I was to the people around me and that made me cough more.
Person 2: I hate it when that happens.
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a tactic used when smoking weed to make the person ahead of you in the circle hit a cashed bowl. a well-timed fake cough after your hit makes them think the bowl is burning strong, so they will take a strong puff, only to find themselves with a mouth full of ash.
if you ever fall victim to the fake cough, the best option is to execute the double fake cough on the next person in line, thereby making them take an even more cashed hit.
note- someone who likes to sneak a hit may be unaffected by the nastiness of the fake cough.
wait a minute, this bowl is cashed as fuck...the fake cough! i should have known, it was cashed last time i hit it.
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The act of waking up, being hungover and talking to other people after a party not realising that your fellow partygoers have imparted their own personal liquid DNA somewhere on your person... this is usually obvious to everyone but yourself.
Cho: Greened out and had to go out to spew. Meeting <dongname> at back of tent after monkeys see you there
Reilly: Man I'm glad I made him a wet cough this morning
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When you do not want anyone to know you farted.
"Hey Joe did you just fart?"
"No man, my ass has a cold and just butt coughed"!
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A slight tug on the scrotum when you cough, usually a result of a continuous dry hacking cough.
Bro, I've coughed so much I can feel it in my balls, think I have a Ball Cough.
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it is a reddish blueish whiteish greenish kind of pot plant thats has a strawberry aftertast,and it give you the coughs high paid bud high time kind of bud
it that strawberry cough in the bowl i pick up some strawberry cough form the hippie down the street it cost a pretty penny but it for you bro
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A sexual act which involves the male partner gently putting his testicles into his partners' mouth...proceeding to then cough to allow his testicles to rise up, which is then repeated to create a teabagging effect.
"How's the sex, Brian?"
"Yeah, good! We started the night off with a typhoo cough last night?"
"What the fuck is that?!"
"Imagine a teabag, but with cough and drop. Fucking rinsin' mate."
"Genius. Not only do you get an oo with Typhoo, but a 'urrrghh' with a typhoo cough!"
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