An expression of extreme displeasure or surprise. Not quite as strong as fuck-a-louie.
"Crap-a-louie!", exclaimed Diane when she spilled her margarita.
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A seemingly endless dump which stops and starts repeatedly, usually during the wiping process. This leaves the user thinking there done... "But WAIT, there's MORE!".
"sorry I took so long in there, I got stuck with an infomercial crap."
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Bob did you hear that crap music. They are country folk rapping.
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An item that appears on Woot.com that contains a random crappy item pulled from the deepest darkest hole in the storage barn
Dad: Oh lets check Woot
Son: I hope its a Bag of Crap
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(n) - The person responsible for or in the act of crap dusting. Often not held in high regard amongst co-workers, friends, or anyone. The crap duster generally makes life a little less pleasant for others. Mostly found in crowded elevators or shared cubicles.
"Damn Tom!!! Did you have be the crap duster in here? Go dust somewhere else!!"
When you take a shit and the turd stands up straight like a log, then you pretend you're a lumberjack and push it over.
Max: Hey I just took a lumberjack crap
Joe: Did you push it over like you're supposed to?
Max: Course I did
Cheap, grimy and unsightly large plastic toys that your trashy neighbors keep on their balcony as eyesores to the community.
The dirtbags next door keep their balcony strewn about with cheap unsightly kinder crap.