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American Slang. (n.)
1. A bearded retard.
2. Grown man who cries when teased by his peers.
3. An unloved child.
4. High ass.
5. A batting practice pitcher.
6. A guy who still waits tables after he graduates college.
Q: Who likes Scott Davis?
A: No one.
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The fat high pitched voice boy with a epic chode
Eric Davis
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A character in the musical RENT. An ex heroin addict and former frontman of The Well Hungarians. His girlfriend April slit her wrists after finding out that she was HIV+. Roger is also HIV+ and lives with his roommate Mark Cohen. Originally played on Broadway by Adam Pascal.
Mark Cohen: Close on Roger / Tuning the Fender guitar he hasn't played in a year /
Roger Davis: This won't tune.
Mark Cohen: So we hear / He's just coming back from half a year of withdrawal /
Roger Davis: You talking to me?
Mark Cohen: Not at all
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Davy Crockett is a descriptive term for the action of taking your drunken/passed out buddys face and burrying it in your exposed crotch. Once head has been burried, you must position your mule and balls on top of their head, whilst ensuring proper draping over the back of the skull. This has a striking resemblence to the coon skinned hat that Davy Crocket wore with his Scouting apparel. This is the most extreme party action that can be performed before you get to the level of insertion and/or date rape.
Victim: Awwwhruphf, I feel like shit what happened last night?
Me: Let me show you on my digital Camera!
Victim: What the F!?
Me: You got the Davy Crockett! Hah!
Victim: Dude, you're an asshole!
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To draft a player too early in the draft rounds based on perceived abilities.
Sebastian Janikowski
Darrius Heyward-Bey
Al Davis, drafted Darrius Heyward-Bey as the 7th overall pick, but the guy should have been draft in the 2nd round.
Al Davis picked Darrius Heyward Bey earlier than most projections, and before Michael Crabtree and Jeremy Maclin, who most analysts thought would precede Heyward-Bey.
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A nickname for the devil, used by sailors. He is sometimes seen as a seperate entity. Commonly associated with the bottom of the sea, known as Davy Jones' Locker.
"This same Davy Jones, according to the mythology of sailors, is the fiend that presides over all the evil spirits of the deep, and is often seen in various shapes, perching among the rigging on the eve of hurricanes, ship-wrecks, and other disasters to which sea-faring life is exposed, warning the devoted wretch of death and woe." ~Tobias Smollett
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If Tom Cruise asks you a question about this guy, you're dead!
Tom Cruise: "I'm going to ask you a question about Miles Davis."
You: "Shit..."
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