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Usually one of the two most likely political clubs to be approved by the administration of a college or university. First time members are usually freshmen with just an inkling of political sense or people who hope to find fellow "progressive" radicals. In essence, not too much different from College Repbulicans in that they stage their own protests, act as if they have true political swag, create events that bring protests from the opposing campus "party," and gives you an excuse to start conversations The political shoe is just on the other foot.
Dave became a poli-sci major freshman year and decided to join the College Democrats. He gave his dues and ended up joining a few protests and campaign supporting functions. Eventually, he became friends with the Howard Dean/Hillary Clinton/Barack Obama loving fanatics and rose to be president of the club. In the end, College Democrats provided him with some angsty, allegedly savvy hookups and some decent resume padding.
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Somebody who advocates for the installment of a socialist economy through democratic means (i.e. elections etc.)
The prime characteristics of such an economic system include:
- partial or complete governmental control over the means of production.
- a planned economy, in which the state determines how much of a certain product is made to combat wastefulness
Democratic socialists often also support:
- expanding social benefits, such as health care
- implementing or strengthening workers rights to participate in business decisions.
- more power to the trade unions
- setting a limit for wage gaps, e.g. top managers can't earn more than 20 times as much as the worker with the lowest wage
A: Bernie Sanders is a democratic Socialist.
B: Democratic socialism? Pff. That's an oxymoron! Socialism leads to autocracy and gulags!
B: I'm sorry, but you seem to be stuck in the fifties with all of the cold war propaganda.
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The party voted for by the confused people of the United States, who also hate themselves. Usually likes to invade your life so you never have any fucking moment to yourself. They also love to raise your taxes by 100000% so they can fund shitty feminist SJW programs that will probably fail anyway. They are usually comprised of either men who are chronically unable to find a romantic partner and are as charming as a tired boxer dog or women who look like they could double as E.T. or the terminator with their exotic hair colours and lack of a balanced diet and could use an exercise once in a while.
DemocRat: *sniffle sniffle* 'So anyway, did you vote for Joe shiten, the Democratic Party nominee?'
Normal person: 'No you fucking neanderthal idiot, I voted Don the boss'.
DemocRat: 'Ok' *sniffle sniffle*
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An argument used to prove that a Democrat can be a good president during a war, and not just a Republican.
For idiots who don't know who Franklin Delano Roosevelt was, he was the American president during WWII.
Guy 1: Why're you going to vote for Obama? Everyone knows Democrats cannot lead an army!
Guy 2: FDR was a Democrat.
Guy 1: You can't just make up acronyms and say they were presidents
Guy 2: (LOL) He was president during WWII ya idiot!
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Chamberlain Democrat are pseudo liberals who whine about real liberals using terms against Democracy hating MAGAts. They tend to whine about "dehumanizing" people when these sub-human monsters dehumanize and murder liberals, racial minorities, LGBTQA+, Jews and immigrants on a daily basis. Because they feel oppressed by the mere existence of anyone who isn't Straight, White & Xtian.
Chamberlain Democrats live and frequent social media suburban white echo chambers where minorities are miles away from violence carried out by MAGAts.
Chamberlain Democrat: We shouldn't dehumanizing people with the word MAGAt!
Real Democrat: Are you stupid? MAGAts are out their killing anyone who isn't White, CIS and Christian. Pretty soon they'll commit acts of Genocide and put the survivors in Death camps.
After the liberation of a MAGAt run Death Camp.
Chamberlain Democrat: Stop murdering trump supporters, their human like the rest us!
Real Democrat: Human my ass. There are piles of dead minorities, Jews and Atheists back in the death camps. It's the fault of you MAGAt appeasers that their acts of genocide became reality. We should have left you to die back there.
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The United States' actual system of government, despite ignorant morons thinking we're either a complete democracy or a complete republic. We're actually a combination of the two.
George Bush still blows though.
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To Liberal Democrat is to throw all your beliefs and ideals out of the window in a desperate grab for power.
See him over there.... yeah, well he Liberal Democratted.
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