Engineering Design Process

1. Identify problem
2. Research that shit
3. Develop possible solutions; no retarded ideas
4. Select a non-shit solution

5. Build that shit
6. Test and evaluate that shit
7. Improve that shit
8. Repeat if needed

Tom: "hey, I need help with this tech-ed assignment"
Jeremy: "just use the Engineering Design Process, you fucking melon"

Designated Gay Friend

When lacking in a gay friend; the chosen selected male to fill this void in a group of females. This male will rarely accept his role as the gay friend whose responsibilities include fashion consult and drama queen, so it is necessary to keep their designation as a personal joke for as long as possible. Once the cat is out of the bag, tell them they are allowed in dressing rooms, cause, well, they're gay! *wink*

Designated Gay friend's role

Girls: "*insert name*, does this look ok?"
DGF: "How should i know?"
Girls: *glare*
DGF: "Well, actually the teal would go so much better with your complexion..."

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Designated Blackout (DB)

(noun) When there is a DD a DB can be chosen so that the DD has something to watch at the party. A DB is a person chosen by his peers to ingest the most alcohol out of anyone anywhere. He must keep drinking until he can drink no more.

Party Girl: Why is the bathroom door knob in the sink and Jasen in the tub face down with Nazi symbols and penises all over his asian body?
Party Boy: After speaking only spanish for 20 minutes he locked himself in the bathroom. So we broke in to make sure he was ok. He was sleeping on the toilet, But for making us worry we tub-nazi-penis trifecta'd him. He's our Designated Blackout (DB).

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designated backseat driver

the annoying drunk you're driving home that keeps yelling out directions to his/her house

drunk guy: yooo take a left right there
you: dude those are trees
drunk guy: just trust me....

drunk guy= designated backseat driver

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failure by designer jeans

a song by the band from first to last which is featured on a smartpunk sampler cd. its title is a play on brand new's "failure by design"

"failure by designer jeans"

I'm a mess of insecurities
Attention starved with a narcissistic twist
Don't you think that I'm amazing?
Please tell me I'm worth dating
I have every reason not to leave home today (home today)
Home today (home today)

Mirror, mirror, how amazing is my figure?
Your visitors they fall apart before my pictures
Mirror, how amazing is my figure?
Your visitors they fall apart before my pictures

Please don't believe my words are lacking honesty
I'll be the boy you can't resist
You'll be the tenth girl on my list
I'll write your name upon my chest
These less than three's will never rest
Please don't believe my words are lacking honesty

Mirror, mirror, how amazing is my figure?
Your visitors they fall apart before my pictures
Mirror, how amazing is my figure?
Your visitors they fall apart before my pictures

You'll be the last girl on my list
Action's just a click away
These things photographs could never say
x2

Please don't believe my words are lacking honesty
(You'll be the last girl on my list
Action's just a click away
These things photographs could never say)
x2

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rice rocket designs

A design company that makes trendy logos, album artwork, etc.

Where did you get that awesome logo?
Oh, I got it from Rice Rocket Designs! Isn't it great?!

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DW (Designated Walker)

One who makes sure that people who are under the influence walk to their destinations safely

To get back to the hotel safely, Tricia is our DW (designated walker)

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