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The phenomena where as latitude moves toward 0 degrees, poon increases exponentially in quantity and most notably, quality. Hot bitches raised in frigid arctic wastelands move toward tropical equatorial regions upon reaching sexual maturity. This leaves a disproportianate ratio of dudes to chicks in arctic environments, resulting in frequent man circuises and sausage fests. This results in an abnormally high number of cases of poonitis {see poonitis}. In regions above the artic circle this effect is so strong that entire villages will exist without a single female. This results in a prison type situation where men begin to pork one another in the ass. The other effect of this phenomena is that regions such as California have a disproportionately high number of hot bitches compared to men.
"Yeah man Lexi left for Miami last week."
"God damn we lost another hot bitch to Latitudinal Poonal Drift."
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The human behind my comfort when i sleep, kind loving and does incredible accents. The reason for my happiness, best boi DD
Dimensional Drift ASMR is an artist. If you dont know who he is, your mising out coz best believe i drop everything i gotta do when i see a man streaming- like damn if i was saving someones life when DD streamed, sorry mate but you gotta go, i got places to be and things to do. Anyways, you get my point right-
Because if not, then- idk
Um- anyone who for some reason reads this i hope you have a great day because you deserve it.
Made by:
Lizzy Rosemary
(Who was recently diagnosed with simp-itis) T^T
Maurice: "What were you doing last night?"
Ashley: "Just drifting on my dick like always"
When you arrive at the meeting room on time and there's no one else there, so you depart for a few minutes to do something else while leaving the room empty for the next person to arrive and also quickly leave. This cycle causes meetings to start later and later.
It was fifteen minutes before people were actually gathered in the room together due to meeting time drift.
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someone who influences the shiteness of poor quality or skill of work not only to one person but to all people in all areas of the workplace
dave, you are a drifting sack of shit
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The act of cumming in the anus of your other half, then proceeding to suck it out and spit it into her vagina, then continuing intercourse until the nut is a fine cream, then proceeding to suck it out and spit it into her mouth.
"Sorry I couldn't make it to work today, the wife wanted me to give her a Michigan snow drift."
"What the hell is that?"
"Don't worry about it."
Similar to a ricer, basically anyone who has watched too many Fast and Furious movies.
any with "Evolution" badging and bodykit attempt on 1989 Mirage is a wannabe drift king
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