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That pair of old socks on your dresser you only put on when you're in a hurry and can't spare the time to find another pair.
Bro 1: Dude you got ready quick.
Bro 2: Yeah, I saved a bunch of time by putting on my emergency socks.
Bro 1: Nice~.
When you keep pepper beside your bed so if someone catches you put some on your nose to make a made up sneeze so the cum on your bed looks like snot.
when I go for a wank I grab the lube from the bathroom and the EMERGENCY PEPPER from the kitchen.
Any bar or tavern on your way home from work.
Man, I really need to stop at a Minor Emergency Clinic after work today!
Flapping around with your hands like dumb flippers and tunnel vision when something shocking happens.
I roll up on a this bike crash and I'm trying to dial 911 but my hands went all emergency dolphin and it took four tries
Cardigan brought by a friend in case of emergency such us wardrobe malfunction or to cover hickies or other forgotten marks from kinky sex play
I had to get a friend to bring me an emergency cardigan a few weeks ago due to a bite mark on my shoulder
the apple you keep with you at all times in case you get low
man im really hungry
here have an emergency apple in my backpack
When you desperately need to send dank memes but dont have any good ones lying around, so you send the first thing you find.
(In norwegian : #Nøddank)
Oh shitt I havent sendt any memes lately to Linn! Time to find some emergency dank to keep the friendship flowering 🌸