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He made some fail fog in the lift and everyone loved it.
Who made some fail fog?
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the exact opposite of a hail mary which is a miraculous success. a "fail" mary is the extreme degree of an epic fail. the worst possible type of fail one could ever experience.
Person 1: "Did you see what happened during the last 10 seconds of the game last night?"
Person 2: "Yeah...the receiver jumped for the ball, but missed it completely..I mean..it just went right above his head."
Person 1: "You'd think the quarterback went for the "fail mary" play."
insert laugh here....just saying...
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1. Doing really poorly at something, severely failing.
I was failing it up in that hard math class.
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when a saxophone player completely puts away their saxophone but walks away with their neckstrap still around their neck.
Jim: *puts saxophone away and gets up to leave*
Brian: hey jim! you still have your neckstrap on!
Jim: NECKSTRAP FAIL! D:
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Also known as cumshot failure or cumshot fail. When a porn actor or anyone tries to shoot cum on a girl's face and the cum doesn't shoot but rather just droops out and misses her face, in a last resort, he tries to get that last drip on her chin, she even has to scoot up a bit to keep it all from drooping down to her tits. Basically it's a pitiful amount of cum and with no firepower, just drops not shoots, not worthy of being called a "cum shot"
Guy shoots,
skeet 1: misses her face and lands on her belly or tits,
skeet 2: she now knows he's a cum fail so she scoots in closer, skeet 2 just barely hits her chin
skeet3: dumb-ass figures he's not gonna squirt so he finally puts his lamerod directly over her mouth to drop in the last drop, she pushes up spit mixed with cum to make it look like there was more cum that landed in her mouth for the benefit of the camera
TOTAL CUM FAIL
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One of the best screamo bands out there. Senses Fail consists of 5 guys from Ridgewood, New Jersey. Buddy Nielsen, Dave Miller, Garrett Zablocki, Dan Trapp, & Mike Glita. Both of their cds are awesome. If you haven't seen them, you should get the chance to meet them. All of them are super nice.
Senses Fail is the best
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The failure to properly describe an act of failure. Meta-failure cannot be 'failure to fail', because this implies that the act in question is a success. Likewise, attempts to define 'meta fail' as a level of failure above 'epic fail' make a category mistake: both 'failure' and 'meta failure' are nouns to which the adjective 'epic' could be applied.
The previous two definitions of 'meta fail' in this article.
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