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To pregame or drink before you begin your night out on the town. To consume alcoholic drinks at one's home, perhaps due to: a rough economy with hard times, being an underage child without a fake ID, or in most cases, insurance for good times.
Me: "We're going to a speed dating event tonight???"
John: "Yep at 10pm"
Me: "Wanna come over and fill up your tank at 8?! I'm gonna need it!"
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1: when you buy Your Girlfriend a big enough chocolate buny that you can put a hole into for valentines day.
Make the hole on the bottom and cum into the hole of the Chocolate bunny and freeze it. Then give it to her, and when she asks say "its a Vanilla Filled Chocolate Bunny"
2: When you fuck a black chick with bunny ears on her head and come inside her
Ex 1) Alex: I gave my Girlfriend a Filled Chocolate Bunny for Valentines Day
Jon: Dude! Sick!
Ex 2) Ray: I Fucked that chick from the party and made her a Filled chocolate bunny ;)
Ryan: nice bro, hope she was on the pill though
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You jerk off into your belly button and a chick takes the shot of jizz out with her tongue, much like licking the cream out of a donut
Dude, that bitch loves the cream filled donuts
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decl. Innuendo given to a job applicant that s/he is under-qualified and will not be hired, despite the fact that nobody else before the applicant had by then previously chosen for the position.
It's amazing how I've sent my resume to several different startups and other larger companies -- And they all tell me that the position has been filled ... even with the job posting still kept up!!
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Metamorphose temps de fille is a Japanese clothing line specializing in the lolita style.
Person A: WHERE'D YOU GET THAT ADORABLE PINAFORE DRESS?
Person B: From the best lolita store ever, Metamorphose temps de fille!
The concept of, upon an item such as a pot of coffee or bowl of pretzels being emptied, the person who emptied said item is entrusted with the duty of replenishing the goods previously kept therein. Lazy people will not kill things if they are too lazy to fill them, and douchebags will kill them without feeling they should be bothered with refilling them.
Never trust a person who feels above this law. For Example:
(Ted and Jason are in an office setting. Both walk towards a pot of coffee.)
Ted: Mmm, I love coffee.
(Ted pours a cup of coffee, kills it, and begins to walk away.)
Jason: Ted, come on, you kill it you fill it!
Ted: Nah, I'm too big of a douchebag to make coffee.
Jason: Go die in a fire.
(Don't worry, Ted does.)
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The act of taking a diarrhea into an ice cube tray and freezing it for days. Once it is nice and hard it is put in a blender with a shit load of jizz. They are blended together until it looks like a delicious chocolate milkshake. The mixture is consumed by a female who takes much pleasure in it. She is probably a slut.
Shit dude! The whore drank twenty-five Collegeville chill 'n' fills. What a slut.
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