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Collegeville is a small town in the state of Pennsylvania, outside of Philadelphia, where really hip people live. You have to understand that if you want to live here you need to be fresh, an willing to walk the crappy sidewalks. Oh, and no one knows where Collegeville is either, unless you know of Ursinus College.
(you)Where do you live?
(me)Collegeville.
(you)Where?
(me)Outside of Philly.Ursinus College.
(you)Oh. What the fuck is that?
(me)Haha. Exactly.
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The act of taking a diarrhea into an ice cube tray and freezing it for days. Once it is nice and hard it is put in a blender with a shit load of jizz. They are blended together until it looks like a delicious chocolate milkshake. The mixture is consumed by a female who takes much pleasure in it. She is probably a slut.
Shit dude! The whore drank twenty-five Collegeville chill 'n' fills. What a slut.
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Small liberal arts catholic school located in the middle of no where MN. Co located next to St Ben's - an all girls school. These schools both cater to spoiled rich catholic kids who think they are better than Tommies, but not nearly as smart as Gusties.
60% of all the guys that go to SJU are GAY. Some just don't know it yet. But 4 year stay behind the Pine Curtail will get them out of the closet pretty fast.
St John's students are called Johnnies.
Guy 1 - where do you go to school?
Guy 2 - I go to school at St John's University - Collegeville. am a Johnny
Guy 1 - I am a Tommy
Guy 2 - Tommies SUCK!
Guy 1 - and Johnnies SWALLOW!
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