Skank Flu

An illness with flu like symptoms that is contracted from close contact from a slut, skank or otherwise promiscuous female. Not to be confused with a sexually transmitted disease or the common flu, although carriers of the skank flu are more prone to contracting due to their lifestyle and love of the D.

"I made out with that drunk whore last and now I'm sick as hell"
-"I'm no doctor, bot sounds like a classic case of skank flu to me"

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bird flu

it's gonna kill us all

as soon as it mutates to spread from human to human, bird flu is gonna kill us all

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Kung flu

the racist version of coronavirus

White kid: dude I think I have Kung flu
Chinese kid: DUDE THAT'S RACIST!!!
White kid: ik
Chinese kid: YOU'RE OK WITH THAT
White kid: yea so
Chinese kid: I don't wanna be friends anymore
White kid: WHY!!!
Chinese kid: because you're racist

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Swine Flu

1) A virus contracted from Mexicans, pigs, Mexican pigs, and rich kids who went south of the border for Spring Break.

2) A disease similar to bird flu, SARS, and West Nile, in the sense that it is hyped up by the media to be an epidemic, and turns out only killing a few people.

3) When the police show up unexpectedly to ruin fun. Adapted from pig, a term for the police.

1) Rick Kid 1: "I think I got syphilis on that trip to Cancun."
Rick Kid 2: "At least it's not swine flu."

2) News Anchor: "Five more people have been diagnosed with swine flu. Run for your fucking lives."

3) Cop: "Police! Open up!"
Homeowner: "Looks like we got a case of the swine flu."

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Flu Flam

Flu flam (Verb)

To finesse something putting in minimal effort for maximum out put. Applicable most tasks flu flamming, is to pull a quick one.

Me and gang bought balenciaga boots, swapped them with some reps and returned em back to the stores…Biggest flu Flam no rap

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Swine Flu

When a person regarless of colour or gender has a sexual attraction towards Latin Americans / Mexicans.

Much like Jungle Fever.

John - Last night I fucked Selena Gomez, it was awesome.
Matt - What? man you got swine flu badd

Staci - Philippe looks really hot today..
Mary - Bitch you got swine flu, i hear its lethal

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bird flu

The old Swine Flu.

~Tom has the flu.
-Is it swine flu? lol.
~No, it's bird flu. He's gonna die.
-Bird flu is so later'd. What is it, 2005?

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