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Kid 1: hippity hoppity get off my property
kid 2: do your fkn work
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You saw the title you lazy ass
Today you were told to get off your damn phone and clean your room
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to confess to something for cathartic purposes
"Okay, I've just got to get it off my chest - I slept with your girlfriend. And her sister. And her mom. But don't ask about any family pets."
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Having someone masturbate you with one hand, then catching the jizz in a mug that they are holding with the other.
"I met an interesting girl/boy last night. Gave me a right good old mugging off."
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"I was down at Whatever Bar this weekend. The number of people who were looking to get mugged off was surprisingly low" / "Really? There must be a mug shortage in town".
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"Had a disappointing evening. Got mugged off with a flimsy plastic cup." / "Well, ceramics is a dying art."
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In the days of early politics after 1776, long before television and radio, political candidates would stand on wooden boxes, often ''soapboxes'', in the town square in order to address large crowds. The term soapbox stuck, and ever since then has been used in instances when somebody tries to preach his or her personal views.
There goes Mary trying to tell everyone how to live, I think I'll tell her , ''Get down off your soapbox''.
Person 1: So, I was getting a load off and then my girlfriend walked in.
Person 2: Ouch, what an FML moment. Did she help?
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v. To be the first to use something.
Derived from the experience of being the first to get into a new jar of peanut butter, thus being the one to get the smooth off the top.
John bought a new car, but he let Shirley get the smooth off by driving it first.
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