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political fabrication by those lusting for inordinate control
see also: fascist strategems
It's the sun, stupid.
As the sun's myriad of natural cycles approach intersection solar output increases radically thereby heating planets proportionally. Unfortunately some deem this solar warming a global warming crisis irrationally insisting it be man made all the while ignoring the ONE source of heat in the proximate cosmos. These people are oft refered to as the cult of manmadeglobalwarning. Well before the dawn of man there were numerous ice ages and global warmings.
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The act of roasting physics teachers and messaging the whole sixth form about why attending a banter fest during a global pandemic is an inadvisable thing to do.
Physics teacher: Hey guys I organised a banter fest for you next Monday. It'll be really fun!
Sensible person: There is a global pandemic going on and you’re worried about a banter fest. I’m definitely not going to attend, don’t know about the rest of you, but I care about my life
Physics teacher: Oh I'm sorry I didn't...
Sensible person: There is a global pandemic going on and you’re worried about a banter fest. I’m definitely not going to attend, don’t know about the rest of you, but I care about my life
Physics teacher: *Leaves school to go live in a remote Siberian village*
An excuse for fucking up in a huge way.
I made a mistake, I fucked up, I don't want to accept responsibility for my actions so I'm going to claim Transient Global Amnesia and act like the whole thing never happened.
like when the world be global warming yhu day it need to gobal colding
“they can help that its global warming”
“it need to be global colding”
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A mentally, financially, and sexually liberated woman, femme, or non-binary person who travels the world and lives their life to the fullest. They are truly a being of the world, indulging in and most importantly respecting all cultures, peoples, and places when visiting.
A G.A.B. (Global Ass Bitch) catches flights over feelings, period.
A true G.A.B. (Global Ass Bitch) respects the people and culture they visit and don't mind learning the language and customs.
Tanya has multiple contacts around the globe, she is truly a G.A.B. (Global Ass Bitch).
A group of obsessed men who want to be Internet Dolls. They can’t spell and are so desperate to be cool. Nobody knows them.
We’re like global gossips, we need to fix that.