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A place so mysterious iit has never been found only rumors can tell you the truth the legend is as follows:
To get a haircut fair of price, take a left after making nice with the man who nods twice, to the words 3.25 thrice. Then take a left at the door, that says 14-4. Then knock twice on a wall that states, come here for cheap and affordable rates. The place you have found, is very sacred and profound. Go there often and do not tell another soul, or you will find yourself dead in a hole.
Me: I have a question.
Friend: What?!!
Me: Where's the ten dollar haircut place?
Phrase used by people when they first see you after you get a haircut. Trying to be interesting and funny but inadvertently announce to the world they're a boring, uncreative, predictable fuck that gets off on saying it ALL THE TIME.
Count down the seconds as you see that guy and there they go..."Happy New Haircut!" - all with the same stupid grin as the last five times you got a haircut.
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My haircut
I have a Yee Yee Ass Haircut
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This haircut immediately makes you gay
Woah, is that a 45 degree angled haircut! Are you gay!
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A slang term for an awful looking haircut. A haircut that you should get rid of if you want to get some bitches on your dick.
Bro look at him he got that yee yee ass haircut
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It’s a day for the people with bad haircuts
Yo denis it’s national bad haircut day feb 10
Originally Northern Irish, this expression shows confusion. As in:
(1) I'm so drunk I don't know if I need a shit or a haircut!
(2) What the fuck are you talking about?! You don't know if you need a shit or a haircut!
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