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the way every true hippy starts their morning. A seemingly contradicting mixture of marijuana and coffee.
(Roommate 1 to awakening hippy): hey man, what time is that plumber coming over to fix the toilet?
(Hippy Roommate): shit man i dont remember, i need my hippy highball to clear my head.
When a hippie jumps off a bridge in to a small body of water for a cause
Omg I'm going to hippie dive for cancer
Per Ronald Reagan's definition, a hippie has hair like Jane, dresses like Tarzan and smells like Cheetah!
A hippie has a smell like Cheetah!
john lennon is the king of hippies
A hippie chick who leaves a trail consisting of dread flakes and blood because she believes in keeping her period natural.
Damn Gretel, you're such a drippy hippie, don't you dare get in my VW van, I just had the upholstery restored at Kombi Haus.
DiNitrogen Monoxide. N20. nitrous, laughing gas,
Man, two baloons of that hippie crack and all i want is more!
Hippy Ritz is: Dinitrogen monoxide, N2O, Nitrous oxide, Hippie Ritz, Whip-its (or Whip-it), Stratosphere, NOS, Hippie Crack, and Hippy crack. Hippy Ritz is called Hippy Ritz because similar to high dose Ritz (Ritalin), the high is short and it leaves you wanting more. Ritalin lasts maybe 2 to 4+ hours. Whip-its last 30 seconds to 2+ minutes. Since whip-its (Nitrous oxide, N2O, Hippy Ritz) depletes Vitamin B12, supplement with Vitamin B12 supplements. B Vitamins are important, especially Vitamin B12. Don't use Hyppy Ritz more than twice a month and no more than 24 or 25 canisters a session. 12 is better. Maximum 50. You end up loading a canister in the cracker (whip-its opener), putting a balloon on it, twisting it, letting the gas in, and breathing the balloon. Hippy Ritz is usually used to make whipped cream though. Hippy Ritz is legal.
Tony: I loaded 50 canisters of Hippy Ritz and breathed it in 50 balloons. This Hippy Ritz feels great! I'm in the Stratosphere! Better take Vitamin B12 for two weeks and then try some more whip-its.